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Woman Marries R2-D2

By Archean
Aug 22, 2010
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  1. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 11,698   +1,884

    Well, (as you might expect), I'll make a remark. I think that the marriage consumation is going to leave a mark, probably much worse. Ouch.......:rolleyes:
     
  2. hellokitty[hk]

    hellokitty[hk] Hello, nice to meet you! Posts: 3,435   +145

    Ok .
     
  3. Archean

    Archean TechSpot Paladin Topic Starter Posts: 5,682   +86

    I guess that must have been taken into consideration to make necessary arrangements so the consequences can be mitigated accordingly.
     
  4. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 11,698   +1,884

    Yeah, but that's just speculum-ation on your part.....:rolleyes:
     
  5. Archean

    Archean TechSpot Paladin Topic Starter Posts: 5,682   +86

    Sometimes, doesn't it seems to be the case that, the world goes round because of the .......... "speculum-ation" as you put it?

    At least for some people this seems to be the case, e.g. for the folks over at fox news network.
     
  6. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 11,698   +1,884

    My thoughts exactly, there's always a bunch of "speculum-ating" going on in the Palin family.
     
  7. Archean

    Archean TechSpot Paladin Topic Starter Posts: 5,682   +86

    That make me wonder if these people first 'speculum-ate' and then 'mate' ?
     
  8. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 11,698   +1,884

    Who's Your Daddy.........?

    I think they just seem to look for Russia in weird places. Really weird.

    "Roll over darlin', incoming ICBM", he said, rather immodestly.......:rolleyes: Then she exclaimed, "I see Russia, I see Russia........then (later after) she whimpered lowly, " great God almighty, I saw Russia".....

    And the moral of the story is boys and girls, always wear clean undies when you're hunting game in Alaska, you never know when the helicopter will crash.
     
  9. Archean

    Archean TechSpot Paladin Topic Starter Posts: 5,682   +86

    That seems to be taken straight out from that woman with less knowledge about the world than a cow, but ....oh well and didn't she received more valuable clothes (including the undies you were talking about) in one month than the average American household spends on clothes in 80 years?:evil:
     
  10. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 11,698   +1,884

    The R2 Dee2 Escort Service....Coming Soon to an Old Bag Near You...

    During the vice presidential debates, Ms Palin, wearing a very fitted skirt, spent some time with her back to the audience, emphasizing, or perhaps trying to sell her only "asset", as it were. This led me to suggest that the Alaskan DOT, should change the slogan on their license plates to, "Alaska Land of the MILF Queen"!

    I wonder if any of the grafted undies had slogans on them. My vote goes for; "R2, R2 he's my man, if he can't give you an orgasm, no one can"...... That's pretty tasteful and understated, is it not.....?
     
  11. red1776

    red1776 Omnipotent Ruler of the Universe Posts: 5,219   +157


    How about "The Land of MILF and Honey"?
     
  12. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 11,698   +1,884

    Contractions, they're Not Just for Making Babies, You Know...

    Good one....!

    Or perhaps, a voice over by what's his name, "We've got our MILF, you get your own"!

    Again you, you, with the spelling, how about, "Alaska, Land of MILF's Honey".

    (Although that is actually the possessive, not a contraction).
     
  13. g4mer

    g4mer TS Maniac Posts: 310

    Is she retarded or something?
     
  14. Archean

    Archean TechSpot Paladin Topic Starter Posts: 5,682   +86

    I think she believes it will be much more 'faithful' than the natural choices ?
     
  15. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 11,698   +1,884

    Yeah, he'll be able to "go the distance", so to speak.
     
  16. Archean

    Archean TechSpot Paladin Topic Starter Posts: 5,682   +86

    It'll be able to ....... not he'll be able, just a minor correction :)
     

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