Try This.....

"You know it all, you tell me".

For fast,fast,fast relief from tedious *******s you're sure don't have a clue what the heck they're talking about but they're sure you're wrong and they're right. You should excuse yourself while they're still thinking of what's been said to them, and what they should say next.

Remember this pearl when trying this, "Discretion is the better part of valor". My second favorite quote

"GOOD,BAD,I'M THE GUY WITH THE GUN!!! "

-Ash Army of Darkness.

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fu*k THE RIAA UNTIL MUSIC GETS BETTER I'M GONNA DOWNLOAD FOR LIFE

Is It Better To Be Feared Or Respected? And I Say, Is It Too Much To Ask For Both?

Tony Stark-
Ironman

You Can Quote Me on This.....

"I'd rather be stinking filthy rice, then I could pay others to fear and respect me"!

How cold is it in New York?
It's so cold the hookers on Times Square charge $20 just to blow on your Hands.
Letterman

Why would anyone need more than 640 Kb of RAM? -- Bill Gates

Here are some of the ones I like :

"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind." -Albert Einstein

Some scientists believe that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I refute that. There is more stupidity than there is hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

--Frank Zappa