Your favourite quotes

[tragicallyhip]

How cold is it in New York?
It's so cold the hookers on Times Square charge $20 just to blow on your Hands.
Letterman

 

[NetCablesPlus]

Why would anyone need more than 640 Kb of RAM? -- Bill Gates

 

[tifc8lraz]

Here are some of the ones I like :

The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open

"I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I"m certainly not, and I"m sick and tired of being told that I am." - Monty Python

Man has learned from history that man learns nothing from history

 

[ebolamonkey3]

"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind." -Albert Einstein

 

[BorisandBailey]

Some scientists believe that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I refute that. There is more stupidity than there is hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

--Frank Zappa