Seems to be geared up more towards UK law, but still interesting.

http://www.thesite.org/flash/dodgy.html

Personally...

"Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £7000 "

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 6.5 Potential fine: £2500

Regards Howard :)

Years in prison: 1.5 Potential fine: £9500

It was that holiday in Minnesota and Alabama that did me. :blush:

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 25.5 Potential fine: £5000

So sue me already! :suspiciou

Years in prison: 56.5 Potential fine: £7000

56 years is a long time....i hope they have techspot in the slammer.

Years in prison: 102 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!


.........d....d....d..... DEATH?!?! :eek:

honest officer, I didn't do it!!!! :haha:

Don wins!

lmao! :D :D :D

Scary thing is, I answered honestly on everything.

Does it count if I didn't know she was that young? Ahhhh, the good 'ol days. I think that one was what put me in the death chair. :(

Update.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty! ;)

Regards Howard :)

lol Howard!!! Had a few bones in your closet did you?

The truth comes out about Howard.... we will never look at him the same way again! :bounce:

I must be a goody two shoes!!!!

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0

Edit, the 5 years was for downloading music. I have only ever downloaded music that i own on vinyl, so im not really breaking the law in my eyes.

I`ve discovered how to "hack" the quiz.Turn off javascript just before the last page,and you`ll come out innocent,whatever your answers were.

I think you need to try that,Howard.:)

That's TS for you - always someone willing to help ;)

lol Howard!!! Had a few bones in your closet did you?

The truth comes out about Howard.... we will never look at him the same way again! :bounce:

I don`t know about a few bones, more like a couple of complete skeletons. :p

The first time I took the test I was reasonably honest in my answers. The second time I just ticked yes to everything, honest guv.

Regards Howard :)

Looks like I've got to get worse :(
Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000
You'll never take me alive!
And the question about downloading music doesn't take into account if you've done it legally.

I am a little disappointed in my results.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000
I thought I was way more of a trouble maker then that :P

Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: £2000

lol, im too young to go jail. :hotbounce

Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: £2000

lol, im too young to go jail. :hotbounce
Should have thought about that before you broke the law. lol :p

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £0
That's just sad, I've got to stop being such a nice person. Stupid Canadian.

I've got to stop being such a nice person. Stupid Canadian.

LOL just remember who said that first! :haha:

Years in prison: 40 Potential fine: £2000

lol I am only 14 hehe 123 abc

Years in prison: 40 Potential fine: £2000

lol I am only 14 hehe 123 abc

ive given up hope in you already!!!! :p

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

Awww.....

Ha, I live in America so I would get charged as a minnor. I would probly just get a PO watching me all the time.

Does it count if I was younger then her? Maybe she took an advantage of me?

Criminal
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 122 Potential fine: £9500

Reprieve! I had scipts turned off in firefox, guess that's a crime punishable by death.
122 years I'm almost 1/2 way now! JK

edit:
You know that 15 year old girl? Well I was only 14 at the time.
Painting in public, I was paid to do that. :haha:

Hey, I can't help it if I looked 17 when I was 13. lol

How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 15 Potential fine: £2500

Lolz my Grandparents would be proud of me...

Years in prison: 22.5 Potential fine: £0

It appears they just want me in jail...

Years in prison: 72.5 Potential fine: £7000
and i'm only 17

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

Hmmm.... must be for that punching and downloading music...

Oh, and, about that bow and arrow. Will you actually not get punished for shooting a scotsman (or is this a joke lol)?

Years in prison 101, potential fine £7000, possiblility of the death penalty.

And I answered them all truthfully. I've been a bad boy. Though the circumstances for most of my 'crimes' may change matters a tad.

Granted I've done most of those things (really) but I feel breaking into my own house might not be classed as a criminal offence etc...

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

Hmmm.... must be for that punching and downloading music...

Oh, and, about that bow and arrow. Will you actually not get punished for shooting a scotsman (or is this a joke lol)?

I'm afraid not mate. It has to be a crossbow from the York walls. Either that, or you have to catch him passing wind in sight of any church within the walls. If you're English and you notice this, it's illegal for you not to kill him IMMEDIATELY!

Of course being a bylaw you'd be lucky to get away with it these days. It's just the courts over here are a bit lazy when it comes to getting rid of those old laws.

Apparently it's perfectly legal to urinate in public, provided you do it on the rear driver-side wheel of your car. This is still in effect and I've had much amusement taking advantage of it. Just in case anyone thinks it'd be a laugh to try, make sure it's YOUR car you do it to, or the law doesn't apply and it'd be a criminal offence. I'm just full of useful info like this.

Years in prison: 81 Potential fine: £9500


Er, see you guys later....

" Mr Papschmere", well at least your name wasn't "Mr Dilation and Curettage" :haha: : WTF (http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/health_advice/facts/curettage.htm)

LOL! I got it from one of "the Naked Gun" movies.


"Ah, Mr Papschmere I presume"

LOL, :haha: , so you know what pap smear means? (aka papschmere) (http://www.4woman.gov/faq/pap.htm#pap01)
Ahh the things a guy knows when he's married, stuff I wish I could have the MIB erase for me. :o

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000

oh good, only 12.

someone should try putting in all the "wrong" answers and see whats the maximum jail time and fine.

someone should try putting in all the "wrong" answers and see whats the maximum jail time and fine.

I already did that. See reply #9.

Regards Howard :)

61 years in prison and 5000 fine AND possible death sentence.

Thank God I'm old!

Aaaaaawwww..... I didnt do anything like shoplifting or something... Damn it. Better start running

Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 75.5 Potential fine: £0

Years in prison: 43 Potential fine: ｣7500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

back then it didnt seem that bad what you were doing, I guess, the being a responsable person thing kicks in around 18 years old, thats when ya can get locked up in Australia.

man its all comming back now, what was i doing?

oh well different country now, cant catch me.

fryedman

Canadians are not that dumb... we just can*t risk telling the whole truth.

You know when a rogue like me only gets 7.5 years and no [whew!] fine, something is probably fishy somewhere. I did try to be honest... honest.

Time in a cell with a computer could be adjustd to, but a fine could give my Scot heritage heart a serious thrombosis. Thrombosis, a word I heard once or twice... I think it means serious stress related valve damage in the all important lifeblood pumper. TG

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £5000

Question #8 did me in, cause I live in Minnesota! (and all that drug smuggling I do, I mean used to do) lol.

Must be all those sex crimes......




Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 27.5 Potential fine: £4500

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 19 Potential fine: £0

Years in prison: 83.5 Potential fine: £4500

Holy poop! And I'm only 16. I better start being a good boy.