Just in case you're stuck for what to write in your Valentine's day
card ... two liner's.

Thought that I could love no other
That is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pi**ed.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

:approve: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

:approve: I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

Top marks for that list , it gave me a good giggle...

Regards

I think I'll use all of them this year :haha:

I forgot about Valentines day until about 3:00PM here when I was shoveling :) .

3:00PM here when I was shoveling

Lol..how random is that.

I know, but that's what I was doing, stupid rain/snow mix we got here near Boston ;) .

Oh, o.k, i thought it was some kind of hobby.haha..scared me.