How about a chair?

A magazine whose pages don't stick together....?

A fire extinguisher: in case a fire breaks out (not your computer), you'll just have to kill the flames around you and never leave your machine.

Hmm...well coke for one thing. To keep you runnin for long hours.

But it's Ramadan and I can't have any at the moment x[

Someone said "religion is the opium of the people". I guess that's why from time to time, we tend to fall asleep in church. No coke? Ouch!

My 1GB Sandisk Flash Drive. Always bumping into new stuff, that I transfer to other computers on my home network.

A stack of blank CD/DVDs since I try just about every linux distro I happen to come accross.

If this is actually a network, couldn't you just implement drive sharing?

I do have drive sharing enabled, but not on my main comp. I chose to Isolate this particular machine for reasons that I have deemed good enough to justify me going back back and forth.

Hmm, surprised noone said lubricant...lol
Thats not me though, all i need is pwnage executive office chair w/ built in surround sound. FTW!

Me .

I like it, spoken like a true TS Guru......

Slightly paranoid with just a subtle hint of delusions of grandeur......ROTFLOL

ok then... who knew one word had all that meaning

I would probably say My Guitar and amp....along with either a can of Vault or a glass of tea.
and I'm not worried about spiilling them on my keyboard as I already went through 3 or 4 keyboards this year...