Provided there is a sober priest to be found !

I'd either log on to Craig's List "Erotic Services" section, or quick head to China Town for some "Washey-Waxey".

honestly, I'm a minor. The last thing I would do is call everyone dear to me since I wouldn't have as many acquantices as an adult.


I would just drink myself silly and spoke pot till my heart gives out. Or until the world ends =D

Hmmm probably none of these :|

all of the above

I would go up to my crush and french kiss her, then cry, if i knew how the world would end then I would do something different, like maybe kill myself :>

****ING GENIUS!!! I'm with you on this one. The only thing that sucks is if the world does end in December of 2012, that's a cold @ss time to be running around naked, lol.

And who needs to go to a confessional? I'd just run around confessing to the things I did. You're supposed to ask for forgiveness from God and confess to Him anyway, not some schmuck in a wooden box.

But yeah...running around naked would be awesome. We came into this world naked and screaming...so why not leave that way? lol

1. Hire meth-addled homeless people¹ to phone their local IRS office and confess real or imagined tax fraud for 59 minutes (Why should revenue bandits get off work early?)
2. Buy an 15 minutes of national TV air time with a post-dated cheque and address the nation in the Presidential style ably assisted by Christina Hendricks² (also paid by post-dated cheque and *ahem* suitably attired). Bid the nation adieu and...
3. Break the news of our impending demise to Christina, produce a bottle of Laphroaig, and take her backstage to *ahem* console her for 45 minutes³
Exit stage...left
¹ Assuming meth-heads don't keep up on current events and aren't occupied looking for the purple drank
² Glad my other half has no interest in tech forums
³ Reeeeeaaallly glad my other half has no interest in tech forums

Judging by recent news, that would be a voyeuristic perverted schmuck in a wooden box anyway. So really, what would be the point?

That said, I'd run around confessing about things that you did, and take my darkest secrets to the grave.

If it is night and the sky is clear and filled with stars, that's what i'll watch alongside my family.

I'd probably spend time with Family, Friends and everyone I know.

Do things I could never do before, Confess my love to this girl, text everyone on my phone book and so much more!

And of course, also make my last post in Techspot.

Where's the 'rape and riot' option?

That section is greyed out until you sign up for the Millwall F.C. Supporters membership.

Would signing up then make up an athletic supporter?

Booooooo....

(Don't even try, you would have booo'ed me down for that as well)

BTW, I thought the world ended last Saturday. Whoops.

I was desperately hoping that Harold Camping would die in his sleep @ 12:01 AM May 5, 2011, thus fulfilling his own prophecy.

Does that make me a bad person?

I'de make sure i've put the bins out first...Cover that base.

Then i'de maybe convert to Buddhism and try the reincarnation trick.

Only if you hoped for death by natural causes.

Anyway, screw Millwall. I'm from Sunderland. The rape and riot option should be available to me by default.