Happy St. Patrick’s day & Easter

There's a lot of Blarney going on here...from your Canadian friends. We are all a little bit Irish (and french, and native, and ukranian)
Michelle

And isn't that the foundation of a good solid St. Patrick's Day celebration?

I dated the loveliest Irish lass there ever was, surname, "Gaffney"! I said, (in jest of course), "Gaffney's the name, blarney's the game"! The young lady thought that was hysterical, her dad of course, not so much, "A". :rolleyes: (We speak Canadian here at Techspot, we just can't spell it).

Being Irish and native American, I'm going to celebrate St Patricks day by smoking the green peyote and riding the white Easter rabbit to pick up my girlfriend Patty O' phurnichure. then off to the casino till the white wolf says go home......so your Canadian ey?

So the Leprechauns Actually Have Their Pots if Gold in Indian Casinos...Ey...?

You did it again! Como esto; "you're" YOU ARE..! Oh wait, that's in Canadian ey, my bad.

I guess you won't be saving me any of the cactus now, will you.... ey..?

Da, dum, dum, dah, dah, dum, dah........"One pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small, and the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all............." (Grace Slick)

I suppose that most of your post traumatic stress induced celebratory goals are harmless enough, but if you start doing a war dance, dressed in a leprechaun outfit, I'm pulling the plug..! :rolleyes: :wave: :haha: ROFLMAO, here in lovely scenic filth-a-delphia.

Chasing rabbits....

"tell them a hookah- smoking caterpillar ....has just given you the call....go ask Alice....when she was just smallllllll"

"you know anything about football boy?"......PASS IT!

I fear I may have offended our Canadian friend. well to cap off St Patty's (the day, not Ms O'Phurniture) My wife and I are going to re-enact a scene from dances with wolves. and having been the executor of my full blooded Cherokee grandfathers estate....I have just the authentic gear to pull it off.

Remember what the doorknob said...

feed your head....
feed your head

:wave:

And the White Knight is Talking Backwards..........Ey....

Don't you mean "we" kemosabe....?

What are you, like the chief or something, doesn't she get a headdress....? (Was that too literal an interpretation)?

OK, here I don't know whether to reach for a video camera, or get myself to the emergency room and have my mind flushed out with activated charcoal. Well anyway, play nice, no tomahawks, no scalping, and do have fun you crazy mixed up kids......!

And the redwing's on your head................EY...! :haha: :wave:

Debauchery,clean mind, and a hat....

oh yes of course, always a pleasure sharing a good debauch with you...although I usually have cheese wiz on my half.

indeed she does! in the words of the venerable Joe Cocker....."you can leave the hat on"

Hey!!! a mind Brita!...dibs on the patent.:haha::wave:

They Have Needs Too, You Know.....

Hey, let's not not forget the segment of the buying public that might want this in a suppository.....!

Jefferson Airplane/J starship/ Starship

of course, okay I shall share the patent.
I have had white rabbit going through my head for hours now...cant get rid of it. well I guess its better than say Wang Chung 'Dance Hall Days' or something.....oh s**t!

Don't worry, its very hard to offend Canadians. After all, our OLYMPIC HOCKEY TEAMS RULE!!!!!! ha ha!
And our hockey ladies know how to offend the rest of the world by smoking cigars and drinking beer on the ice after the game. ***sigh*** Gals after my own heart.

Nope! You're way off!:rolleyes:

Sorry, I cant help you out on this one. I am a vegetarion. You'll just have to find out for yourself.

Oh, Ca-Nah-Dah-----Our home and native land.......!

Here,sing that a hundred times, it'll clear your head......of just about everything.

This is not disturbing to me personally, since I'm NOT a hockey fan, period. In fact, I did not even jump on the "hockey fan bandwagon", when the Flyers won the Stanley Cup...! Where I come from, championships are either just an excuse to riot, or a reason for not being able to sleep. Not to mention the sheer stupidity of Eagle's fans. I simply can't take another Donovan McNabb interview, how this year, he's going to get us the Super Bowl Championship. And don't get me started about how you can practically live your whole life in Philadelphia and not even see a championship. The Phillies have only been good the past few years, When I was much younger, if they ended the season 26 games out of first place, that was considered a stellar outing.

What sadly the Canadian gold medal (s?) in hockey are rather more emblematic of, is the collateral decline of the US as a dominant power. I suppose that comparing sport and politics are sort of apples and oranges, but still.

Oh, and BTW, you just barely won anyway,...!

Well, sorry to disappoint here again, but women smoking cigars and drinking beer would look like a meeting of the "Emily Post Society" to me. Where I come from, the women look like cattle, get into fist fights, deal and smoke crack, and are mostly 5th grade dropouts. And those are their good points. The rest of the day they run around spouting tales of the newly acquired social status of their children's sperm donor, "he bees dah fafh-tha of my baby"! Trust me, listening to this nonsense year in, year out, will torque your moral compass every which way but true...! Did I mention that they are on Social Security Disability practically from birth?

I know commercials aren't necessarily indicative, but the one about British Columbia looks like a trip to heaven, especially after dealing with this s*** hole all my life. :wave:

After having to put up with Donovan "what's overtime?" McNabb and Andy "what's a 2 minute drill?" Reid I'd think you could substitute Abu ghraib for British Columbia in your last sentence.
If the women are freak show exhibits, then little wonder the offspring seem a mite...confused

I beg your pardon "Don" and "Andy" know what a "2 minute drill is". That's when McNabb is in the "Super Bowl", runs up to the line of scrimmage and pukes on it. Actually, I think they ought to rename these two humps "Amos and Andy". The truly bizarre part of the Eagles success, is that people keep buying tickets, which to stop doing, would put an end to this BS.

As for Abu Ghraib, you might be spot on. To borrow from the bard, "oh death, where is thy sting"?

Right, when you breed, fat, stupid, ugly, lazy, belligerent, and drug addicted together for generations on end, as has our public entitlement system, you really shouldn't expect, (and won't stand a chance of getting), another Einstein.

The night before the holiday...

Just sitting around and chewing the (chicken?) fat...

Enjoy. :wave:

As a vegetarian, I can't really join in.

One has to assume, that those "spa denizens" taste like chicken also...:rolleyes: