Happy St. Patrick’s day & Easter

And the White Knight is Talking Backwards..........Ey....

I fear I may have offended our Canadian friend.
Don't you mean "we" kemosabe....?
well to cap off St Patty's (the day, not Ms O'Phurniture)
What are you, like the chief or something, doesn't she get a headdress....? (Was that too literal an interpretation)?
My wife and I are going to re-enact a scene from dances with wolves. and having been the executor of my full blooded Cherokee grandfathers estate....I have just the authentic gear to pull it off.
OK, here I don't know whether to reach for a video camera, or get myself to the emergency room and have my mind flushed out with activated charcoal. Well anyway, play nice, no tomahawks, no scalping, and do have fun you crazy mixed up kids......!

And the redwing's on your head................EY...! :haha: :wave:
 
Debauchery,clean mind, and a hat....

Don't you mean "we" kemosabe....?

oh yes of course, always a pleasure sharing a good debauch with you...although I usually have cheese wiz on my half.

What are you, like the chief or something, doesn't she get a headdress....?

indeed she does! in the words of the venerable Joe Cocker....."you can leave the hat on"

OK, here I don't know whether to reach for a video camera, or get myself to the emergency room and have my mind flushed out with activated charcoal. But anyway, play nice, no scalping, no tomahawks, and do have fun you crazy mixed up kids......!

Hey!!! a mind Brita!...dibs on the patent.:haha::p:wave:
 
Jefferson Airplane/J starship/ Starship

Hey, let's not not forget the segment of the buying public that might want this in a suppository.....!

of course, okay I shall share the patent.
I have had white rabbit going through my head for hours now...cant get rid of it. well I guess its better than say Wang Chung 'Dance Hall Days' or something.....oh s**t!
 
Don't worry, its very hard to offend Canadians. After all, our OLYMPIC HOCKEY TEAMS RULE!!!!!! ha ha!
And our hockey ladies know how to offend the rest of the world by smoking cigars and drinking beer on the ice after the game. ***sigh*** Gals after my own heart.
 
captaincranky said:
Given to the fact that you are spouting Gaelic, I'm going to suggest that that were possibly on the "heavy handed" side of true moderate.

Nope! You're way off!:rolleyes:

captaincranky said:
With that out of the way, might I prevail on you another question..? Do you think it's true that rattlesnake "tastes like chicken"? :wave: :haha:

Sorry, I cant help you out on this one. I am a vegetarion. You'll just have to find out for yourself.:p
 
Oh, Ca-Nah-Dah-----Our home and native land.......!

I have had white rabbit going through my head for hours now...cant get rid of it.
Here,sing that a hundred times, it'll clear your head......of just about everything.
Don't worry, its very hard to offend Canadians. After all, our OLYMPIC HOCKEY TEAMS RULE!!!!!! ha ha!
This is not disturbing to me personally, since I'm NOT a hockey fan, period. In fact, I did not even jump on the "hockey fan bandwagon", when the Flyers won the Stanley Cup...! Where I come from, championships are either just an excuse to riot, or a reason for not being able to sleep. Not to mention the sheer stupidity of Eagle's fans. I simply can't take another Donovan McNabb interview, how this year, he's going to get us the Super Bowl Championship. And don't get me started about how you can practically live your whole life in Philadelphia and not even see a championship. The Phillies have only been good the past few years, When I was much younger, if they ended the season 26 games out of first place, that was considered a stellar outing.

What sadly the Canadian gold medal (s?) in hockey are rather more emblematic of, is the collateral decline of the US as a dominant power. I suppose that comparing sport and politics are sort of apples and oranges, but still.

Oh, and BTW, you just barely won anyway,...!
And our hockey ladies know how to offend the rest of the world by smoking cigars and drinking beer on the ice after the game. ***sigh*** Gals after my own heart.
Well, sorry to disappoint here again, but women smoking cigars and drinking beer would look like a meeting of the "Emily Post Society" to me. Where I come from, the women look like cattle, get into fist fights, deal and smoke crack, and are mostly 5th grade dropouts. And those are their good points. The rest of the day they run around spouting tales of the newly acquired social status of their children's sperm donor, "he bees dah fafh-tha of my baby"! Trust me, listening to this nonsense year in, year out, will torque your moral compass every which way but true...! Did I mention that they are on Social Security Disability practically from birth?

I know commercials aren't necessarily indicative, but the one about British Columbia looks like a trip to heaven, especially after dealing with this s*** hole all my life. :wave:
 
I know commercials aren't necessarily indicative, but the one about British Columbia looks like a trip to heaven, especially after dealing with this s*** hole all my life. :wave:

After having to put up with Donovan "what's overtime?" McNabb and Andy "what's a 2 minute drill?" Reid I'd think you could substitute Abu ghraib for British Columbia in your last sentence.
If the women are freak show exhibits, then little wonder the offspring seem a mite...confused
 
After having to put up with Donovan "what's overtime?" McNabb and Andy "what's a 2 minute drill?" Reid I'd think you could substitute Abu ghraib for British Columbia in your last sentence.
If the women are freak show exhibits, then little wonder the offspring seem a mite...confused

I beg your pardon "Don" and "Andy" know what a "2 minute drill is". That's when McNabb is in the "Super Bowl", runs up to the line of scrimmage and pukes on it. Actually, I think they ought to rename these two humps "Amos and Andy". The truly bizarre part of the Eagles success, is that people keep buying tickets, which to stop doing, would put an end to this BS.

As for Abu Ghraib, you might be spot on. To borrow from the bard, "oh death, where is thy sting"?

Right, when you breed, fat, stupid, ugly, lazy, belligerent, and drug addicted together for generations on end, as has our public entitlement system, you really shouldn't expect, (and won't stand a chance of getting), another Einstein.
 
The night before the holiday...

Just sitting around and chewing the (chicken?) fat...

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