How knowledgable are you with computers?

P66 voted Dumb *** nic! A little bit of an understatement IMO, but the statement he made was perfectly valid.

I don't think we have any guru's here to be honest, that's taking the word by its real meaning, and not what your friends think of you. I mean really, if my friends thought of me as a guru, I would probably slap them for insulting the REAL guru's out there; however few there may be .

Tarkus also has the new CPU Cooling System where the Water turns into Wine.

In that case, he is a 'God', and not a 'Guru', so maybe he should get his facts straight.

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maybe I'd better put my <humor> </humor> tags if bold for some of you.

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sheesh! You guys take things way too seriously around here.

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Oh, and BTW Phant, I've been in the industry since you've been in diapers.

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Since you are only a handful of years older than me, I doubt it.

I DO know people who have been in the industry longer than I have been in diapers, and they wouldn't hang around in a site like this. They've got more important things to do like spend every last free minute of time with their families because they are working all of the time to learn their big $$$.

I'm starting to think now that you only posted "guru" to incurr my wrath, perhaps as a means of amusing yourself.

Please don't bother. I've already been as sarcastic and funny as I am likely to be, and anything else will probably be nasty cheap shots, probably more demeaning for myself than anything else as I beat you in a series of below-the-belt verbal punches. I am too stoned and tired for that.

OK, on reflection, I will accept a promotion to "Beginner" , if you will accept a demotion from "Guru" to the ever humble "Expert" ???

Is it a deal?

All of you you creeping humans are really pathetic !!

Why don't you believe in me any more ???

All of you just need to calm down and recognize one thing. I am your master. Your just lucky I let you be and do what you want. Don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry. So be good and hug each other




lol j/k

We're not worthy! We're not worthy!

hehehehe aoj145.. get off the floor man, these guys are dirty, they never clean the floors here.

Of course we don't clean the floors here...

That job is reserved for colonels

LMAO !!!!

Hehehe, dont laugh Alex, you'll be Colonel one day then I'll personally make SURE you dont miss a spot hehe

Well, see, I have a government job now so I don't have to work, or learn. I will also accept a demotion, no problem. I noticed a bug in user profiles that shows Dec 31, 1969 as the oldest date displayed to others for a users bday. I was born in 1956.

Lol..how come i never get to know that i m supposed to clean floors?

LOL @ all of you, watching you all is like watching a bunch of my immature little friends bicker . I think that you should all kiss and make up, not to take sides, but Phant wasn't in the wrong here, the rest can be left to your imagination.

When I finally become a Colonel, not like I am in a rush, I will not be cleaning any floors, I am so special, I didn't even have to push the penny across the floor when I first came here .

Yes, but thats only because we spent the penny on beer, not because your special tim

Tim, hush ya mouth dude, dont ruin our fun . Were just playing around. Theres too much turmoil here to get all serious about this. Were just jokin ;-).

they maybe should add a [sarcasm] and [humor] tag in VB 3.0, what do you think guys

and maybe a [nobrain] one for some :rolleyes:

like <noscript> which is obsolete now :dead:

hehehe :evil: