OK, I have no idea where you're coming from- the last bit sounds like something from The Simpsons, so I'll just go ahead and give the steps:
Download Memtest86+ from >>
here <<
Click on the "Download - Pre-Compiled Bootable ISO (.zip)" and save it to a convenient location
Unzip the file
Use a program such as
ImgBurn to make a bootable CD disc (you can also use a USB drive). The disc needs to be bootable. Burn the .iso to the disc . The .iso should be the only thing on the disc.
Once you have burned your bootable CD, leave disc into the drive, and restart your computer- Reboot and select CD as your first bootable drive.
Hit F10 to save and exit.
Reboot the computer will cause the CD drive to run as first boot device and the Memtest program will run automatically.
After the program has run (you can stop it at any time. I recommend 7-12 passes for a RAM diagnostic) remember to return to your BIOS, change the boot order back to Harddrive (I assume) and F10 (save) and exit.