Jes Stick Yer Thumb Out, an Wait fer the Dozer.....

Proudly, willfully, and with malice aforethought...! :rolleyes: :haha: ::wave:

I agree Arc...and it's dreadful...now who likes German Shepards?

Don't Let the SPCA See You With That Tub of Vaseline.....

For what purpose......? :rolleyes:

:haha::wave:

I just signed/sent an 'Explanation Letter' to one of our employees on charges of 'Misconduct - Willful Absence from Duty' citing pretty long description of what it means etc. etc. .......... I believe I have enough of this word for today :grinthumb

OK red, that was succinct even by your standards. Speaking for myself, I like to paint them with orange and black stripes, and spank them while I sing Starship's "Ride the Tiger".

This is the kind of degradation that having Micheal Vick as an Eagles quarterback has wrought upon me,

Malfeasence...M-A-L-F-E-A-S-A-N-C-E... Malfeasence ...!

Didn't you manage to work in, "with malice aforethought"? That, along with "flagrantly" and / or "blatantly" always adds a bit of drama to those types of communications.

What can I say?...I was speechless.
....Stripes ey?

Yes, vertical stripes, to make them look thinner. :rolleyes:

Or 'out and out' or 'brazen' or 'outright' and 'violation' are some other examples. Sometimes, I try to avoid 'established' norms of such communications to add some color

Mom!...I'm ascared!

How about egregious and truculent.

Fifty Dollars.....! You're Joking Right....?

Although IMO "brazen" really requires itself to be paired with "hussy" to develop it's full potential.

Egregious is great, but "truculent" is a bit too playful and lighthearted, like "strumpet". :haha:

Ruh Row.....!

"Hijacked" is such an ugly term. Why don't we agree to a more positive outlook on it. For example, "undergone a catharsis" or, "climaxed in an epiphany", or perhaps a colder more clinical assessment, "suffered extreme mutagenesis". Yeah, it's all in the spin.

I believe a vision of him will appear as part of the bundle

Does this mean it will again change to another direction for no apparent reason? After all, mutagenesis is 'an evolutionary process' which never stop.

How would you RMA that?:rolleyes:

I'll Field This One....."I Dun Sawed Him , Ah dit.......

"Ford's in his Flivver, and all's right with the world"! (Aldous Huxley, from "Brave New World")!

The RMA procedure would be pretty standard with the CPU, (all original packing). It diverges after that point.

You would have to include the pair of shorts you were wearing when Jesus appeared unto you. (This is to prevent you from selling them on Ebay, as a religious artifact).

A screen cap from GTA, where you were running down a hooker, but saw the light and turned to God.

And lastly any copy, (legal or otherwise), of "Assassin's Creed" that you might have in your possession.

Today's "words to live by"........"That big ol' dozer's chuggin' up the hill toward Sandy Bridge......best move toward righteousness, or be swept away".....:rolleyes:

So what you are saying to this lot that they have to live rest of their lives like one of those Amazonian tribes who barely put anything on throughout their life?