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What's Your PC Snack?

  1. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 10,825   +922

    The Road to Ruin.......

    See, now this is why your parents tell you to be careful when choosing your friends.:dead: :rolleyes:
    Cheese whiz and beer for breakfast is a sure sign that rehab is just around the corner.:rolleyes: :haha:
     
  2. Obi-Wan Jerkobi

    Obi-Wan Jerkobi TS Maniac Topic Starter Posts: 592

    He who smelt it, dealt it! :p
     
  3. Quantex_rox

    Quantex_rox TS Rookie Posts: 152

    He who leans to one side and makes sounds only made by volcanos dealt it.
     
  4. Obi-Wan Jerkobi

    Obi-Wan Jerkobi TS Maniac Topic Starter Posts: 592

    I am so glad that I didn't get a 360 until AFTER Halo 3 was released. Otherwise that would've happened. :dead:
     
  5. ¼ of a hotdog

    ¼ of a hotdog TS Enthusiast Posts: 214

    i like to eat pie, corn, beef, more pie, meat like substances, hotdogs, deodorant, pizza, chips, wire, soap, water on a stick, deep fried stuff, pickles, and umm anything else at my computer with a hint of lime. for drinks umm coke, diet coke, coke zero, freska, sunkist, orange stuff, antifreeze, cream cheese frosting, horse feed soup, corn on the cob, frozen water, pepsi, dr. pepper, diet dr. dre, diet dr. something, and vinilla coke so basically anything i want.
     
  6. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 10,825   +922

    There's No Stopping an Idea an Idea Whose Time Has Come!...(Malthus)

    Dear Mr. Hotdog,

    You should probably check out my feedback concept. (Please refer to my earlier post, middle of page 1).:rolleyes: :wave:
     
  7. Obi-Wan Jerkobi

    Obi-Wan Jerkobi TS Maniac Topic Starter Posts: 592

    Ahh...Delicious Freon...:slurp:
    Spam? (Note to fellow thread subscribers, I mean the mystery meat, if you don't know what it is, you need to get out more often...or at least get a brand new carton of milk because the old one is fermenting. :dead:
     
  8. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 10,825   +922

    You'd Need Sherlock Holmes to Solve That Mystery....

    Ah, Spam the breakfast meat of my misspent youth. Spam, succulent, flavorful, wondrous mystery meat, how do I love and fear thee, let me count the ways.

    Ya know what though? It's a toss up between that and my hometown, meat-esque, eyeball and entrail, chemical patty of uncertain composition for in your face, heart health be damned, WTF is cholesterol, plain old good taste, Philly Scrapple!

    The extra portions of rat hair and excrement add a certain robustness to the final "flavor".:slurp: ;)
     
  9. Obi-Wan Jerkobi

    Obi-Wan Jerkobi TS Maniac Topic Starter Posts: 592

    So...basically, you mean a Big Mac?
     
  10. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 10,825   +922

    Well, Not Exactly......

    The ingredient list for scrapple, makes a Big Mac look like Kobe Beef, USDA Prime. I think the Witches from MacBeth handed down the receipe.:evil:

    BTW, I actually love Spam.
     
  11. Obi-Wan Jerkobi

    Obi-Wan Jerkobi TS Maniac Topic Starter Posts: 592

    And I love Spam-a-Lot. I wonder if Monty Python made a Macbeth parody...

    ...Big-MacBeth! :p
     
     
  12. mopar man

    mopar man TechSpot Ambassador Posts: 1,492

    Spam's great, but scary!

    I have had nightmares about spam.... though a dream about your email adress is far from normal, a dream about Spam is grounds for insanity.
     
  13. alvdy

    alvdy TS Rookie Posts: 95

    Drink: Frozen coke from maccas over the road.
    Eat: Any food that i have on the shelp above my head which consists of canned pears and soup at the moment...
     
  14. ¼ of a hotdog

    ¼ of a hotdog TS Enthusiast Posts: 214

    that is an excellent idea but i wonder could an entire pie be placed inside one of these? oh and who is tommy hilfinger?
     
  15. Obi-Wan Jerkobi

    Obi-Wan Jerkobi TS Maniac Topic Starter Posts: 592

    Tommy Hilfiger is a clothing designer I do believe and captaincranky thinks slapping his logo on the thing will send it all to H-E-Double Hockeystix.
     
  16. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 10,825   +922

    The Rain Falls Mainly on the Plain, the Pie Much Closer to Your Eye

    Here is where Winston Churchill would say, "desperate times demand desperate measures".

    I personally would place the pie in a blender, along with about a pint or so of milk, after which I would place the resultant liquid in a beer helmet. This would facilitate even faster access, along with the potential future benefit of avoiding osteoporosis.

    Winston Churchill was, well never mind look him up.
     
  17. Obi-Wan Jerkobi

    Obi-Wan Jerkobi TS Maniac Topic Starter Posts: 592

    I'm suprised that didn't make me vomit. Was that beer helmet recently used? :dead:
     
  18. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 10,825   +922

    To Boldy Go......In Your Beer Helmet

    I'm thinking Mr. Hotdog is made of sterner stuff than you
    Well yes, but it was well rinsed I assure you.:eek:
     
  19. Obi-Wan Jerkobi

    Obi-Wan Jerkobi TS Maniac Topic Starter Posts: 592

    Why not put soup in a beer helmet? Maybe some Chicken and Stars. ;)
     
  20. mopar man

    mopar man TechSpot Ambassador Posts: 1,492

    Wow, I nearly vomit smelling the garbage...... then again you may too. I don't know how it gets so bad. Smells like one of our chickens got in it and died....
     
  21. Obi-Wan Jerkobi

    Obi-Wan Jerkobi TS Maniac Topic Starter Posts: 592

    Oh, I've got one!

    I was at my uncle's farm and he has one of those big contraptions that catch all the eggs chickens lay. Well, 1 egg happened to be stuck in the thing for about a week. Worst of all, it was in a crack in the wood, so the sun was shining right on it and melting the thing. When we found it, it was black and smelled like the cow-manure apocalypse in a landfill in the middle of the Mojave. :dead:
     
  22. mopar man

    mopar man TechSpot Ambassador Posts: 1,492

    Ouch.... funny how chickens get brought up. I got attacked by a mother hen the other day.

    I was running down my hill, and a hen with chicks was setting at the bottom, needless to say I didn't see her. Ran right by her and here she come, flying towards me (I'm guessing she jumped and flapped her wings, as she wasn't in the air long :/) and, again, needless to say I ran faster.
     
  23. acidosmosis

    acidosmosis TechSpot Chancellor Posts: 1,574

    Years ago I used to eat chips and salsa all the time at the computer. Lately I've been on fruit rollups and gushers.
     
  24. ¼ of a hotdog

    ¼ of a hotdog TS Enthusiast Posts: 214


    oh my god you are a genius!!!!!
     
  25. Aolish

    Aolish TS Enthusiast Posts: 216

    my pc snack is usually potato chips... however i have to be careful in eatting them now since I have an ant problem now. I dropped a potato chip on the floor lastnight, i wake up this morning and the potato chip is suddenly BLACK!!! i look closer to it and the reason why it looked black was because a SWARM of ants were on it... literally hundreds..... i followed the ant trail and there seems to be some sort of little hole they are crawling out of around where my door is. It took me forever to kill all of them, not even... everytime i go back and look there's ALWAYS at least a couple there. Seems that they are scouters looking for more food. :(
     


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