Your mama is so fat jokes

By Tedster
Apr 6, 2006
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  1. Your Mama So Fat
    when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

    she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

    folk exercise by jogging around her!

    when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

    she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

    she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie

    NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

    she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...

    small objects orbit her.

    she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

    when I tell her to haul ***, she gotta make two trips.

    when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

    she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

    when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

    she could be the eighth continent.

    she nearly put Safeway out of business

    the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

    her graduation photo was an aerial

    when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

    she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

    her fave food is seconds.

    her belt size is Equator.

    she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid

    she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her

    she shows up on radar.

    she needs a map to find her ****.

    she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!

    she wears an asteroid belt.

    her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued on next page"'

    she has TB ... 2 bellys.

    she's once, twice, three times a lady.

    she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.

    the circus use her as a trampoline

    stunt agencies use her as an air mattress

    when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'

    she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen

    she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!

    she deep fries her toothpaste.
  2. Peddant

    Peddant Newcomer, in training Posts: 1,644

    She watches the sunrise in the morning,then turns round,and watches it set.
  3. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Topic Starter Posts: 10,067   +13

    your mama's so fat, the label on her shirt says TXF

    -triple extra fat
  4. Peddant

    Peddant Newcomer, in training Posts: 1,644

    She goes beep beep when she walks backwards.
  5. CrossFire851

    CrossFire851 Newcomer, in training Posts: 1,058

    You're momma is so fat that when people see her in yellow they yell

    Taxi!!!!
  6. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Topic Starter Posts: 10,067   +13

    your mama is so fat.....

    ... when she stands, there's an eclipse.

    ...when she farts, it's a catagory 5

    ...when I climbed on top, I got snow on my rear

    ...when I'm on top, oxygen masks are required.

    ...her dress is made by industrial tent and awning
  7. OpTiMuSpRiMe

    OpTiMuSpRiMe Newcomer, in training Posts: 211

    yo mama is so fat she looks like she is smuggeling volkswagons

    yo mama is so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of weeners..
  8. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Topic Starter Posts: 10,067   +13

    taksi?

    taxi?
  9. OpTiMuSpRiMe

    OpTiMuSpRiMe Newcomer, in training Posts: 211

    lol that is just too funny man...taksii lol tedster good eye
  10. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Topic Starter Posts: 10,067   +13

    your mama is SO fat...

    ...she wears a hula-hoop for a ring

    ...when she flicks a boogie, people yell meteor!

    ...her feet are in a different voting district

    ...her bvtt got her own zip code

    ...her muscle to fat ratio uses irrational numbers.

    ...she was picked up by a crane and used as a wrecking ball

    ...she opened her legs and peple thought the Grand Canyon had moved

    ...she thought a Big Mac was a fat pimp

    ...she gotta have a pilot car when she walks on the street

    ...people jog around her for exercise!

    ...when she went to the zoo she was adopted by the Hippos

    ...she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

    ...she stepped on a dollar and made change.

    ...she sat on a lump of charcoal and made a diamond

    ...she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says 'OK!'!

    ...you have to have rodeo clowns distract her when you bring in the groceries.

    ...she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

    ...when she bungie jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

    ...she uses brawney quicker-picker upper for toilet paper
  11. CrossFire851

    CrossFire851 Newcomer, in training Posts: 1,058


    I did it when I was tired, sry, gosh
  12. SOcRatEs

    SOcRatEs TechSpot Paladin Posts: 1,382

    your mama is so fat

    She moonlights as a Naval Anchor....................................on an AirCraft Carrier :haha:

    Your mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

    Your mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

    Your mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

    Your mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her back in the ocean!

    Your mama so fat she, when you kissed her "night night" you got the stretch marks on your lips!
  13. CrossFire851

    CrossFire851 Newcomer, in training Posts: 1,058


    It's funny that way anyways.
     
  14. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Topic Starter Posts: 10,067   +13

    your mama so fat...

    ...she uses a lawnmower to trim her crotch hair!

    ...you can plant flowers in her belly button
  15. kirock

    kirock Newcomer, in training Posts: 1,598

    your mama so fat...

    When she stands on a corner the police tell her to "Break it up!"
    She thinks elevators only go down.
    She thinks Thanks Giving is her birthday.
    To her all underwear come in one style: Thong.
  16. Peddant

    Peddant Newcomer, in training Posts: 1,644

    Taksi is Norwegian for Taxi - http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/taksi CrossFire851 didn`t state explicitly that he was referring to Norwegian people,but I think the implication was clear. :)
  17. SOcRatEs

    SOcRatEs TechSpot Paladin Posts: 1,382

    your mama is so fat
    Not even a joke about her will fit on this post
  18. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Topic Starter Posts: 10,067   +13

    wouldn't have known......
  19. Peddant

    Peddant Newcomer, in training Posts: 1,644

    I think I might have been joking :)
  20. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Topic Starter Posts: 10,067   +13

    yo mama so fat.....

    ...she got shoes with a spare heel

    ... the refrigerator door got heavy hinges

    ... the all-you-can-eat buffet went out of business

    ... the toliet is made of granite

    ... the radio station put a repeater on her belly

    ...when I climb down I got to adjust the carburateur
  21. Sean

    Sean Newcomer, in training Posts: 131

    Lol, Mtv has a show called "Yo mamma" And it picks contestants, and you battle people from different areas and then move on, ect. And other few things.
  22. akaivan

    akaivan TechSpot Maniac Posts: 620

    your momma so fat!............................dam it i kant think of one...... :dead:
  23. toffeapple

    toffeapple Newcomer, in training Posts: 216

    your mama's so fat she uses the drive way to iron her jeans...
  24. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Topic Starter Posts: 10,067   +13

    yo momma so fat.....

    even Wal-mart don't have her size.
  25. The_Big_L

    The_Big_L Newcomer, in training

    Yo mama's so fat...
    she wore high heels and struck oil
    when she jumped in the ocean all the whales started singing "we are family"

    LOL look at the similar threads at the bottom of the page


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