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Your mama is so fat jokes

By Tedster
Apr 6, 2006
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  1. beef_jerky4104

    beef_jerky4104 Banned Posts: 1,094

    Yo mommas so fat she got baptized at seaworld.
  2. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Topic Starter Posts: 10,074   +13

    yo mama is SO fat....

    ....cavers go spelunking in her A**

    ....when she stands, the TV reception goes out

    ....when she farts in the tub, she has her own jacuzzi

    ....tv dinners have a mini-series
  3. TimeParadoX

    TimeParadoX Newcomer, in training Posts: 2,438

    lol that's funny :D
  4. nickslick74

    nickslick74 Newcomer, in training Posts: 883

    Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits 'around' the house!

    Yo mama so fat she uses her fumunda as cheese spread!
  5. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Topic Starter Posts: 10,074   +13

    yo mama is so fat, she can't even get on myspace.

    yo mama is so fat, the highway authority requires a pilot car.

    yo mama is so fat, investors in pork bellies thought they had a bull market.

    yo mama is so fat, daddy got to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

    yo mama so fat, when she farts, the EPA declares a state of emergency

    yo mama so fat, battlestar galactica couldn't find earth

    yo mama so fat, thor fell off the mountain
  6. Condor

    Condor TechSpot Maniac Posts: 461

    lmao some are really good one

    heres mind if it ain't use yet

    y0 mana is so fat when she walked across a television, I missed 5 min of the show!
  7. TimeParadoX

    TimeParadoX Newcomer, in training Posts: 2,438

    Yo' mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes :haha:
  8. hamas123

    hamas123 TechSpot Maniac Posts: 499

    your mama is so small she drowned in a puddle and your mama is so small she plays football with the pebbles.Your mama is so big that even if you go to another planet you can't see the whole of her & she couldn't fit in a family photo.
  9. God Of Mana

    God Of Mana TechSpot Paladin Posts: 502

    LoL funny stuff but i hope u guys realize you are repeating some of them sometimes. :)
  10. TimeParadoX

    TimeParadoX Newcomer, in training Posts: 2,438

    It's cool, I know you're just jealous because my Yo' Mama jokes are üb3rpr0h4x0r :)
  11. ravisunny2

    ravisunny2 TS Ambassador Posts: 2,057   +8

    So fat,

    - that she's a natural protection againt asteroids (they'll bounce off)

    - that she makes the earth the centre of the universe (as once believed)
     
  12. Condor

    Condor TechSpot Maniac Posts: 461

  13. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Topic Starter Posts: 10,074   +13

    yo mama so fat, she thought a ding dong was round 2.

    yo mama so fat, her cheeseburger wasn't in paradise.
  14. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Topic Starter Posts: 10,074   +13

    yo momma so fat, Godzilla stopped attacking Mothra, and attacked her!
  15. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Topic Starter Posts: 10,074   +13

    Yo momma so fat, her fortune cookie said, "Stop Eating."
  16. hamas123

    hamas123 TechSpot Maniac Posts: 499

    Your mama is so fat she couldn't fit in a photo even if you were taking her photo from a mile away. (Remember, these are jokes, we know they are not true). ;) :) :D
  17. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Topic Starter Posts: 10,074   +13

    I think everyone here understands these are jokes - let's not state the obvious.

    Yo momma SO fat...

    she found a piece of chicken in her belly button and thought it was Christmas.

    her car tires are all dual-axle

    daddy got stuck between her titties when making love.
  18. hamas123

    hamas123 TechSpot Maniac Posts: 499

    Your mama is so fat she stood on a scale and it broke.
  19. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Topic Starter Posts: 10,074   +13

    Yo Momma SO fat,

    her ham ran away with the burger.
  20. ravisunny2

    ravisunny2 TS Ambassador Posts: 2,057   +8

    There's no way you can beat this one.
  21. sw123

    sw123 Newcomer, in training Posts: 752

    Yo momma so stupid she joined NAMBLA. XD
  22. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Topic Starter Posts: 10,074   +13

    YO momma so fat...

    they deported her in order to avoid a food shortage.


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