Lawyer fails to remove kitten filter from Zoom call, assures judge he is not a cat

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Facepalm: The pandemic has pushed much of the world online. While many people are getting used to doing everything via video messaging, the less tech-savvy among us occasionally need a helping hand—or paw. Texas lawyer Rod Ponton, for example, appeared unable to remove a kitten filter from his Zoom conference call, part of a civil forfeiture case, and was forced to assure the judge that “I’m not a cat.”

As reported by the New York Times, Ponton, a county attorney in Presidio County, Texas, was participating in a hearing on Tuesday in Texas’ 394th Judicial District Court. His embodiment of a kitten is made all the more hilarious by the feline’s concerned expression.

Anyone who has taken part in a video call with an elderly relative will likely feel the judge’s pain: “Mr. Ponton, I believe you have a filter turned on in the video settings,” says Judge Roy Ferguson, to which Ponton replies: “Arrghh…. Can you hear me, Judge?”

The other men on the call retain the stony-faced, stoic demeanor associated with those in the profession, though lawyer Jerry L. Phillips in the top right box does show signs of humanity when he smirks upon hearing Ponton’s heartfelt plea that “I’m not a cat.”

Ponton said he was using his secretary’s computer for the call. She was apparently “mortified” by the incident.

With the video going viral, Ponton has taken the whole thing in good humor. It took less than a minute for him to discover how to turn off the filter. “My older and less humorous face popped up, and we continued with the hearing,” he said.

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It requires utmost skills for a Texas ranger to jump off the horse and into the Zoom in a single motion. This lawyer clearly did not qualify.

But the progress moves on, and as was discovered, Zoom can be used while riding a horse.

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> It took less than a minute for him to discover how to turn off the filter. “My older and less humorous face popped up, and we continued with the hearing,”

I really don't get how this kind of stuff is newsworthy.
 
I still haven't stopped laughing ..... good thing this wasn't the prosecutor or it would have given the defendant the right to ask for a summary judgement against the state in that they deigned him the right to face his accuser. Doubt it would have gone anywhere BUT it would provide him an automatic appeal .... next time better use a Mountain Lion!
 
> It took less than a minute for him to discover how to turn off the filter. “My older and less humorous face popped up, and we continued with the hearing,”

I really don't get how this kind of stuff is newsworthy.

The news has covered humorous stories since when news began...
 
Seeing these sorts of news actually feel comforting to me, knowing I'm never going to be out of a job when there are people this inept dealing with consumer grade technology.

It requires utmost skills for a Texas ranger to jump off the horse and into the Zoom in a single motion. This lawyer clearly did not qualify.

But the progress moves on, and as was discovered, Zoom can be used while riding a horse.

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There are people who actually use smartphones while riding horses?

Darwin Awards contenders right there.
 
In this time of doom and gloom this was a funny moment, and god knows we haven't had many of those lately. That cats facial expression is priceless? LOL
 
By default filters should reset to off, when restarting the camera. There should also be an easy access button for toggling filter use. At the very least a lawyer should know how to operate his/her software.
 
I wonder what went through the judges mind when Ponton said "I am not a cat." so I've come up with some possibilities:
  • Yeah, no $hit $herlock!
  • Dammit, just when I thought I'd discovered a talking cat!
  • Well, a synonym just came to mind....
  • Just what the hell is this guy "in to"???
  • Is this what his clients typically ask for?
  • Well yeah, there's no way that a lawyer could be that adorable.
  • Why do I hear the music from "The Twilight Zone"?
 
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> It took less than a minute for him to discover how to turn off the filter. “My older and less humorous face popped up, and we continued with the hearing,”

I really don't get how this kind of stuff is newsworthy.
It's not the least bit newsworthy but it's funny as hell. Would you rather just read about all the terrible things going on in the world instead?
 
OK, so he's not a cat, but is he a snake?

Joke: The Post Office once tested a line of Famous Lawyer stamps. Problem was, people didn't know which side to spit on.
 
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