Hence the "manufactured" rustic. Faux rustic or hipster chic are also suitable descriptors. Oh yes. The simple calculation would be: Number of Lookitme as$holes x expense account credit card level divided by number of attractive 18-24 y.o. hostesses/waitresses minus number of wives in attendance. Never underestimate the ability of a middle-aged management exec to make a complete boob of themselves. The architects were German...you'd think that they would have a handle on existentialism Hopefully Charon accepts VISA or AMEX...Judging by the tips jar behind the bar, not many of our patrons carry coin...even less of the obol variety Yea, that's the Aussie's, but I'm onboard with that idea. Cheers captain.