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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Phantasm66, Mar 31, 2002.

  1. mopar man TechSpot Ambassador

    Hehe, that was pretty good.
  2. 0nfir3 Newcomer, in training

    yall keep making fun of microsoft but without em we would probably be using macs and possibly linux right now
  3. HughJass Newcomer, in training

    Ugghh macs & linux *shivers*
  4. mopar man TechSpot Ambassador

    Huh....

    Yall don't seem to understand. Windows is a great operating system, but you'd think (I do) that with their large amounts of money they could do it right for once. I like Vista, don't get me wrong, but the bugs really should not be there.

    Even if we did have to go with Mac and Linux, it wouldn't be that bad. With no Windows, the games, along with all programs, would all originate on Mac and/or Linux.

    In fact, for all we know, not having Microsoft may have caused A few wars to be averted.... ;P)
  5. tesla Newcomer, in training

    Woman like man like Steve Ballmer offcourse...

    Someone actually gave him hair,

    Just watch the youtube movie, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3XdOl5YtLg




    When Bill came to heaven, he saw a guy sitting before the port of heaven, and asked 'Does it

    take long before one is allowed into heaven? How long are you waiting?". The guy responded,

    "Well i am here for 60 years now, i wasn't good enough to be allowed into heaven, and not bad

    enough to be send to hell.". Suddenly Angels came, and the angels started to sing, the door to

    heaven started opening, and it was God himself who came out and said "Come in, my dear mr Gates,

    we have to celebrate your arrival.." And God looked to the right, and said to the guy who was

    sitting there for 60 years: "I had to let you wait, actually you will be allowed into heaven

    quite soon, just wait another few weeks!"

    Never ever heaven was so full of angels celebrating the coming of a person, the guy who waited

    60 years wondered, "Why are they celebrating so much?, i have seen thousands, yes, milions

    people coming and never there was a celebration like this."

    The last day of the celebration of Bill's arrival Gabriel opened the port to heaven, and said to

    the guy, "God wants to see you, your are allowed in..." The guy was amazed, God kept his

    promise. While they where walking onto God's chair, they started discussing, why they celebrated

    the coming of Bill.

    "Well Gabriel said, Bill Gates was so rich, he even bribed God and Jezus themself."
  6. ravisunny2 TechSpot Ambassador

    Excerpts from an old post

    I liked these best :haha:
  7. Obi-Wan Jerkobi Newcomer, in training

    640K ought to be enough for anybody who wants to use their computer as a paperweight.