Thanks, Cap'n, that was beautiful!
With touch screens on desktop you can choose between arm pain or the neck pain ... or you can have your screen at 45 degrees and have both.
Touch is the future? Really? Cause you say so? I guess you're even thinking at giving up the keyboard as a peripheral, and permanently typing onscreen? You go ahead and wipe clean your 24 inch monitor 20 times a day, miss Green. I for one am not in a hurry to. Not in a hurry to jump to your new operating system either.
That really says it all, and you made me laugh out loud!