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  1. ravisunny2 TS Ambassador Posts: 2,032   +8

    So fat,

    - that she's a natural protection againt asteroids (they'll bounce off)

    - that she makes the earth the centre of the universe (as once believed)
    ravisunny2, Sep 4, 2007
    #61

  2. Condor TechSpot Maniac Posts: 461

    Condor, Sep 8, 2007
    #62

  3. Tedster Techspot old timer..... Posts: 10,047   +11

    yo mama so fat, she thought a ding dong was round 2.

    yo mama so fat, her cheeseburger wasn't in paradise.
    Tedster, Sep 9, 2007
    #63

  4. Tedster Techspot old timer..... Posts: 10,047   +11

    yo momma so fat, Godzilla stopped attacking Mothra, and attacked her!
    Tedster, May 17, 2008
    #64

  5. Tedster Techspot old timer..... Posts: 10,047   +11

    Yo momma so fat, her fortune cookie said, "Stop Eating."
    Tedster, May 18, 2008
    #65

  6. hamas123 Newcomer, in training Posts: 499

    Your mama is so fat she couldn't fit in a photo even if you were taking her photo from a mile away. (Remember, these are jokes, we know they are not true). ;) :) :D
    hamas123, May 19, 2008
    #66
     

  7. Tedster Techspot old timer..... Posts: 10,047   +11

    I think everyone here understands these are jokes - let's not state the obvious.

    Yo momma SO fat...

    she found a piece of chicken in her belly button and thought it was Christmas.

    her car tires are all dual-axle

    daddy got stuck between her titties when making love.
    Tedster, May 20, 2008
    #67

  8. hamas123 Newcomer, in training Posts: 499

    Your mama is so fat she stood on a scale and it broke.
    hamas123, May 21, 2008
    #68

  9. Tedster Techspot old timer..... Posts: 10,047   +11

    Yo Momma SO fat,

    her ham ran away with the burger.
    Tedster, May 31, 2008
    #69

  10. ravisunny2 TS Ambassador Posts: 2,032   +8

    There's no way you can beat this one.
    ravisunny2, Oct 6, 2008
    #70

  11. sw123 Newcomer, in training Posts: 752

    Yo momma so stupid she joined NAMBLA. XD
    sw123, Oct 6, 2008
    #71

  12. Tedster Techspot old timer..... Posts: 10,047   +11

    YO momma so fat...

    they deported her in order to avoid a food shortage.
    Tedster, Oct 7, 2008
    #72
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