Tedster 04-06-2006, 10:26 PM Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
folk exercise by jogging around her!
when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
small objects orbit her.
she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
when I tell her to haul ***, she gotta make two trips.
when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
she could be the eighth continent.
she nearly put Safeway out of business
the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
her graduation photo was an aerial
when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
her fave food is seconds.
her belt size is Equator.
she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
she shows up on radar.
she needs a map to find her ****.
she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!
she wears an asteroid belt.
her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued on next page"'
she has TB ... 2 bellys.
she's once, twice, three times a lady.
she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
the circus use her as a trampoline
stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'
she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen
she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!
she deep fries her toothpaste.
Peddant 04-06-2006, 10:38 PM She watches the sunrise in the morning,then turns round,and watches it set.
Tedster 04-06-2006, 10:45 PM your mama's so fat, the label on her shirt says TXF
-triple extra fat
Peddant 04-06-2006, 10:48 PM She goes beep beep when she walks backwards.
CrossFire851 04-07-2006, 01:40 AM You're momma is so fat that when people see her in yellow they yell
Taxi!!!!
Tedster 04-07-2006, 10:21 AM your mama is so fat.....
... when she stands, there's an eclipse.
...when she farts, it's a catagory 5
...when I climbed on top, I got snow on my rear
...when I'm on top, oxygen masks are required.
...her dress is made by industrial tent and awning
OpTiMuSpRiMe 04-07-2006, 12:19 PM yo mama is so fat she looks like she is smuggeling volkswagons
yo mama is so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of weeners..
Tedster 04-07-2006, 06:40 PM You're momma is so fat that when people see her in yellow they yell
Taksi!!!!
taksi?
taxi?
OpTiMuSpRiMe 04-07-2006, 06:44 PM lol that is just too funny man...taksii lol tedster good eye
Tedster 04-07-2006, 06:53 PM your mama is SO fat...
...she wears a hula-hoop for a ring
...when she flicks a boogie, people yell meteor!
...her feet are in a different voting district
...her bvtt got her own zip code
...her muscle to fat ratio uses irrational numbers.
...she was picked up by a crane and used as a wrecking ball
...she opened her legs and peple thought the Grand Canyon had moved
...she thought a Big Mac was a fat pimp
...she gotta have a pilot car when she walks on the street
...people jog around her for exercise!
...when she went to the zoo she was adopted by the Hippos
...she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
...she stepped on a dollar and made change.
...she sat on a lump of charcoal and made a diamond
...she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says 'OK!'!
...you have to have rodeo clowns distract her when you bring in the groceries.
...she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
...when she bungie jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
...she uses brawney quicker-picker upper for toilet paper
CrossFire851 04-07-2006, 07:50 PM taksi?
taxi?
I did it when I was tired, sry, gosh
SOcRatEs 04-08-2006, 02:31 AM She moonlights as a Naval Anchor....................................on an AirCraft Carrier :haha:
Your mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Your mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Your mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Your mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her back in the ocean!
Your mama so fat she, when you kissed her "night night" you got the stretch marks on your lips!
CrossFire851 04-08-2006, 03:59 AM You're momma is so fat that when people see her in yellow they yell
Taxi!!!!
It's funny that way anyways.
Tedster 04-08-2006, 09:15 AM your mama so fat...
...she uses a lawnmower to trim her crotch hair!
...you can plant flowers in her belly button
kirock 04-10-2006, 12:10 PM your mama so fat...
When she stands on a corner the police tell her to "Break it up!"
She thinks elevators only go down.
She thinks Thanks Giving is her birthday.
To her all underwear come in one style: Thong.
Peddant 04-10-2006, 12:21 PM taksi? taxi?Taksi is Norwegian for Taxi - http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/taksi CrossFire851 didn`t state explicitly that he was referring to Norwegian people,but I think the implication was clear. :)
SOcRatEs 04-10-2006, 06:01 PM your mama is so fat
Not even a joke about her will fit on this post
Tedster 04-10-2006, 06:14 PM Taksi is Norwegian for Taxi - http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/taksi CrossFire851 didn`t state explicitly that he was referring to Norwegian people,but I think the implication was clear. :)
wouldn't have known......
Peddant 04-10-2006, 06:17 PM wouldn't have known......I think I might have been joking :)
Tedster 04-10-2006, 06:19 PM yo mama so fat.....
...she got shoes with a spare heel
... the refrigerator door got heavy hinges
... the all-you-can-eat buffet went out of business
... the toliet is made of granite
... the radio station put a repeater on her belly
...when I climb down I got to adjust the carburateur
Lol, Mtv has a show called "Yo mamma" And it picks contestants, and you battle people from different areas and then move on, ect. And other few things.
akaivan 04-12-2006, 05:09 AM your momma so fat!............................dam it i kant think of one...... :dead:
toffeapple 04-12-2006, 07:55 AM your mama's so fat she uses the drive way to iron her jeans...
Tedster 04-12-2006, 05:41 PM yo momma so fat.....
even Wal-mart don't have her size.
The_Big_L 04-14-2006, 03:05 PM Yo mama's so fat...
she wore high heels and struck oil
when she jumped in the ocean all the whales started singing "we are family"
LOL look at the similar threads at the bottom of the page
Vigilante 04-14-2006, 04:04 PM Yo mamma so fat her shadow weighs a hundred pounds.
When she plays in the ocean, all the surfers come out to ride the waves (made that up just now!)
Every time she jumps in the ocean, the US looses another state. Ouch!
She has to wait for a hurricane for a shower, then steps in a tornado to dry!
Okay now I'm just making stuff up, lol
Tedster 04-16-2006, 10:34 AM your mama so fat, when she wears high-heels.....
they become flip-flops!
Tedster 04-28-2006, 01:28 PM yo mama so fat..... she gets a volume discount at the grocery store
Jesse_hz 04-29-2006, 03:10 PM Yo' momma is so fat, the Dutch use her as a storm-surge barrier.
- allright lame, but I've never been good at this
Tedster 04-30-2006, 10:19 AM yo mama so fat, she thought her belly was the new world.
toffeapple 05-02-2006, 06:25 AM your mama's so fat..............her blood type is gravy!
Tedster 05-02-2006, 09:05 AM yo mama so fat when she stands, trees die from lack of sunlight.
Tedster 05-03-2006, 01:51 PM yo mama so fat, she got stretch marks on her spandex.....
Jesse_hz 09-02-2006, 08:19 PM Yo' momma so fat, she uses a field rake to comb her hair!
RealBlackStuff 09-08-2006, 06:02 AM Yo' mama so dumb, she needs to check prices in the Dollar-store.
Vigilante 09-25-2006, 05:07 PM Yo mama so big, dentists have to use garden tools!
Yo mama so big, she's the only object visible from outerspace!
Yo mama so big, she surfs with a yot!
Yo mama so big, when she yawns, people yell "BLACK HOLE!"
Yo mama so big, when she whistles, cars pull off the road and look for the flashing lights!
ThePhantomPain 09-26-2006, 10:51 AM Your mama is so fat the taxi company needs to hire dumpcardrivers.
Your mama is so fat that NASA was actually thinking off shooting her into space for a new researchstation.
Your mama is so fat she wears busses as shoes.
Tedster 09-26-2006, 08:47 PM yo mama so fat, her skirt is a carousel
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of george washingtons nose..
Yo mama so fat she ordered yum cha and asked for seconds <-- LOL made it up just then pretty leet eh? xD
For you dudes who dont know what yum cha is, its like all you can eat at an asian restaurant<Dont know how to spell
korrupt 10-02-2006, 03:50 AM Your mumma is so fat, when I had sex with her last night, I burned my ***** on the lightbulb
sw123 11-01-2006, 10:38 AM your mama's so fat, she was in the middle of the highway, i swerved to avoid her, but I ran out of gas
Jesse_hz 12-15-2006, 07:00 PM yo momma so fat, to her a 105" lcd looks like a 10"
yo momma so fat, when she walks down the street people yell "Godzilla!"
yo momma so fat, most of these jokes in this thread don't even apply to her, she's way beyond the level of obesity described/ridiculed here.
Tedster 12-15-2006, 08:36 PM yo mamma so fat, when she sat on a watermelon, there were only seeds left.
TimeParadoX 12-15-2006, 08:43 PM Yo momma so fat... the animals at the zoo feed her!
Yo momma so fat... she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller! :D
Tedster 12-15-2006, 08:50 PM yo mama so fat, she uses oreo filling for toothpaste.
Jesse_hz 12-15-2006, 08:50 PM yo momma so fat, posting an image of her would get you banned!
TimeParadoX 12-15-2006, 08:53 PM Lol that was funny jesse ;)
Jesse_hz 12-15-2006, 08:56 PM yo momma so fat, she... ...<crunching noise>... MY ARM!
TimeParadoX 12-15-2006, 09:41 PM Yo' mama is so ugly that a vampire wouldnt suck her blood! ( that sucked :haha: )
dgower2 02-06-2007, 09:22 AM ...She Puts Mayonnaise on Her Aspirin
...Needs a shoehorn to get outta the bath tub
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