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Your mama is so fat jokes
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#41
11-01-2006
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your mama's so fat, she was in the middle of the highway, i swerved to avoid her, but I ran out of gas
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#42
12-15-2006
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yo momma so fat, to her a 105" lcd looks like a 10"
yo momma so fat, when she walks down the street people yell "Godzilla!" yo momma so fat, most of these jokes in this thread don't even apply to her, she's way beyond the level of obesity described/ridiculed here. |
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#43
12-15-2006
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yo mamma so fat, when she sat on a watermelon, there were only seeds left.
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#44
12-15-2006
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Yo momma so fat... the animals at the zoo feed her!
Yo momma so fat... she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller! 
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#45
12-15-2006
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yo mama so fat, she uses oreo filling for toothpaste.
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#46
12-15-2006
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yo momma so fat, posting an image of her would get you banned!
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#47
12-15-2006
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Lol that was funny jesse
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#48
12-15-2006
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yo momma so fat, she... ...<crunching noise>... MY ARM!
Last edited by Jesse_hz; 12-16-2006 at 06:56 PM.. |
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#49
12-15-2006
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Yo' mama is so ugly that a vampire wouldnt suck her blood! ( that sucked
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#51
02-18-2007
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Yo mommas so fat she got baptized at seaworld.
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#52
08-17-2007
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yo mama is SO fat....
....cavers go spelunking in her A** ....when she stands, the TV reception goes out ....when she farts in the tub, she has her own jacuzzi ....tv dinners have a mini-series Last edited by Tedster; 08-17-2007 at 08:58 AM.. |
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#53
08-17-2007
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#54
08-17-2007
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Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits 'around' the house!
Yo mama so fat she uses her fumunda as cheese spread! |
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#55
08-17-2007
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yo mama is so fat, she can't even get on myspace.
yo mama is so fat, the highway authority requires a pilot car. yo mama is so fat, investors in pork bellies thought they had a bull market. yo mama is so fat, daddy got to roll her in flour to find the wet spot. yo mama so fat, when she farts, the EPA declares a state of emergency yo mama so fat, battlestar galactica couldn't find earth yo mama so fat, thor fell off the mountain Last edited by Tedster; 08-17-2007 at 04:55 PM.. |
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#56
08-17-2007
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lmao some are really good one
heres mind if it ain't use yet y0 mana is so fat when she walked across a television, I missed 5 min of the show! |
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#57
08-18-2007
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Yo' mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
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#58
08-18-2007
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your mama is so small she drowned in a puddle and your mama is so small she plays football with the pebbles.Your mama is so big that even if you go to another planet you can't see the whole of her & she couldn't fit in a family photo.
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#59
08-28-2007
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LoL funny stuff but i hope u guys realize you are repeating some of them sometimes.
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#60
09-03-2007
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It's cool, I know you're just jealous because my Yo' Mama jokes are üb3rpr0h4x0r
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