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  #61  
Old 09-04-2007
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So fat,

- that she's a natural protection againt asteroids (they'll bounce off)

- that she makes the earth the centre of the universe (as once believed)
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Old 09-08-2007
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watch this video with yo mama fight + jedi : D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G0-V4RVe9A&NR=1
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Old 09-09-2007
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yo mama so fat, she thought a ding dong was round 2.

yo mama so fat, her cheeseburger wasn't in paradise.
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Old 05-17-2008
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yo momma so fat, Godzilla stopped attacking Mothra, and attacked her!
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Old 05-18-2008
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Yo momma so fat, her fortune cookie said, "Stop Eating."
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Old 05-19-2008
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Your mama is so fat she couldn't fit in a photo even if you were taking her photo from a mile away. (Remember, these are jokes, we know they are not true).
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Old 05-20-2008
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I think everyone here understands these are jokes - let's not state the obvious.

Yo momma SO fat...

she found a piece of chicken in her belly button and thought it was Christmas.

her car tires are all dual-axle

daddy got stuck between her titties when making love.

Last edited by Tedster; 06-01-2008 at 12:50 AM..
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Old 05-21-2008
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Your mama is so fat she stood on a scale and it broke.
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Old 06-01-2008
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Yo Momma SO fat,

her ham ran away with the burger.
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Old 10-06-2008
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So fat,

- that she's a natural protection againt asteroids (they'll bounce off)

- that she makes the earth the centre of the universe (as once believed)
There's no way you can beat this one.
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Old 10-06-2008
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Yo momma so stupid she joined NAMBLA. XD
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Old 10-07-2008
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YO momma so fat...

they deported her in order to avoid a food shortage.
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