So fat,

- that she's a natural protection againt asteroids (they'll bounce off)

- that she makes the earth the centre of the universe (as once believed)

watch this video with yo mama fight + jedi : D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G0-V4RVe9A&NR=1

yo mama so fat, she thought a ding dong was round 2.

yo mama so fat, her cheeseburger wasn't in paradise.

yo momma so fat, Godzilla stopped attacking Mothra, and attacked her!

Yo momma so fat, her fortune cookie said, "Stop Eating."

Your mama is so fat she couldn't fit in a photo even if you were taking her photo from a mile away. (Remember, these are jokes, we know they are not true).

I think everyone here understands these are jokes - let's not state the obvious.

Yo momma SO fat...

she found a piece of chicken in her belly button and thought it was Christmas.

her car tires are all dual-axle

daddy got stuck between her titties when making love.

Your mama is so fat she stood on a scale and it broke.

Yo Momma SO fat,

her ham ran away with the burger.

There's no way you can beat this one.

Yo momma so stupid she joined NAMBLA. XD

YO momma so fat...

they deported her in order to avoid a food shortage.