Man accidentally swallows AirPod, still works after pooping it out

[captaincranky]

No S###?

Yes S###?

 

[Polycount]

Oh sure you detractors and critics scoff as you will. The fact is, swallowing an AirPod is many rungs up the social ladder from intentionally swallowing a Tide Pod.

"Tim Apple" should take a cue from this, and build a smaller iPhone with cameras. You would just detach the band, swallow it, and viola, instant self endoscopy. Keeping your iPhone in close proximity would allow you view and record its winding journey through your GI tract.

The footage, when transferred to your 85" OLED TV, would be just the thing for getting rid of those pesky guests or relatives who perennially overstay their welcome at your parties.

I couldn't stop laughing for about 6 minutes. Well done.

 

[wiyosaya]

Oh sure you detractors and critics scoff as you will. The fact is, swallowing an AirPod is many rungs up the social ladder from intentionally swallowing a Tide Pod.

"Tim Apple" should take a cue from this, and build a smaller iWatch with cameras. You would just detach the band, swallow it, and viola, instant self endoscopy. Keeping your iPhone in close proximity would allow you view and record its winding journey through your GI tract.

The footage, when transferred to your 85" OLED TV, would be just the thing for getting rid of those pesky guests or relatives who perennially overstay their welcome at your parties.

Just use one of these - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capsule_endoscopy
It would probably be swallowed easier but have the same, house clearing effect when displayed on that 85" OLED.

 

[captaincranky]

Just use one of these - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capsule_endoscopy
It would probably be swallowed easier but have the same, house clearing effect when displayed on that 85" OLED.

So you're telling me, that if Apple put its corporate mind to it, they couldn't slap a couple of loops for a band on that thing, stick an Apple logo on it, and commandeer that patent for themselves?

Why the ring of LEDs alone are enough for them to claim, "we've added a new feature, your new Apple watch will double as a flashlight".

 

[wiyosaya]

So you're telling me, that if Apple put its corporate mind to it, they couldn't slap a couple of loops for a band on that thing, stick an Apple logo on it, and commandeer that patent for themselves?

Why the ring of LEDs alone are enough for them to claim, "we've added a new feature, your new Apple watch will double as a flashlight".

I've always thought of them as crApple.