Christ I hate news stories about porn blocking! They always drive me into histrionics. Now I'll be furiously downloading every piece of porn I can find for the next month and a half. You know, in case there's a future shortage.(*)
OTOH, if the British government wants to cripple the porn industry, all they have to do is ban breast implants, and have David Cameron star in a porn scene or three. How about a period costume piece? King John, and his underage bride Isabella, could be the characters. Playing a fop to Isabella's strumpet, wouldn't be much of a stretch for Davie boy.....
Let's come up with a porn name for him shall we? It must be something dignified, upper crust as it were, something the peerage would approve of...
How about "Dudley Pokestraight", or maybe, Studley Thrustworthy", "The Earl of Shagsbury". Knight him, and he could be, "Sir Humpalot"......Now, here he is, "the seat of government", live and in your face....
In case any of you need historical references to get those jokes, here they are:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John,_King_of_England
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isabella_of_Angoulême
(*) Oh who am I kidding? I'd be furiously downloading porn anyway. But you gotta admit, this makes the perfect excuse.