That Said, Try This.......
At the end of the day, this isn't really about equipment preferences, it's about rampant mental retardation in the computing public.
Once upon a time, someone with their, "head in the clouds", was being referred to as a foolish dreamer, without much in the way of common sense. Now, Google execs are, in a very cavalier fashion, suggesting the everyone upload every bit of their personal information into the "cloud". So's ya don't need that clunky ol' desktop. Yeah, we''ll keep your info safe for you. Don't worry, be happy.
My feeling is that you should shut off your "smart phones" for a while, before they make you more stupid. Stare at your own reflection in the display, it's harmless, it won't hurt you, it worked for Narcissus, and it would work for you.
Hey, there's probably "an app for that".