Weekend Open Forum: Your last meal
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captaincranky
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Just for the record, pointless, silly, and bordering on incoherent, is pointless, silly, and incoherent, regardless of whether the tense of the verb is correct.
When you quote yourself, your reasons should be pure and just. Otherwise, people will think you're talking to yourself as an outlet for some kind of mental illness.
In further clarification, McDonalds is a grease rush for the lazy, indolent, and morbidly obese. In the future, please don't confuse it with "food".
Well, I do go there myself, but only once in a great while; and then only out of desperation.
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Looking at that picture in this article, it will be my last meal if I ate that.
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I ate a homemade burger and drank 2 beers to wash it down
An interesting story here:
I don't think many have heard that a Japanese scientist has synthesized meat from human poop. Maybe that's what the McDonald's burgers in Japan will have to keep the prices lows. :/
http://www.digitaltrends.com/international/japanese-scientists-creates-meat-out-of-feces/
An interesting story here:
I don't think many have heard that a Japanese scientist has synthesized meat from human poop. Maybe that's what the McDonald's burgers in Japan will have to keep the prices lows. :/
http://www.digitaltrends.com/international/japanese-scientists-creates-meat-out-of-feces/
dividebyzero
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The Japanese scientists probably stole the idea from the classic U.S. baseball park hotdog.
cyrusjumpjet
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This is a pretty timely post for me. Just a few days ago, our family pet, a German Shepherd / Terrier mix was put to sleep. She lived to be 16 (very old for a dog) and saw me through most of my childhood and adolescent years. Losing her is on par with losing a family member -- she participated in everything we did.
I no longer live at the house, but my dad went out and bought her a cheeseburger from Carl's Jr for her last meal, along with a bowl of chocolate chip ice cream. She was always on a strict diet so this was pretty special for her. Photos were taken of her enjoying the meal, then she was put down a few minutes after.
As for me, I go crazy for really good sushi. I can't think of anything I'd rather have for my last meal.
I no longer live at the house, but my dad went out and bought her a cheeseburger from Carl's Jr for her last meal, along with a bowl of chocolate chip ice cream. She was always on a strict diet so this was pretty special for her. Photos were taken of her enjoying the meal, then she was put down a few minutes after.
As for me, I go crazy for really good sushi. I can't think of anything I'd rather have for my last meal.
matrix86
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Ah, I see you're new to the forums. Be prepared, captaincranky is, well...Captain Cranky
He's the old guy you see walking around shaking his cane at the kids and yelling "c'mere you whipper snapper...lemme show you how we did that back in my day...ya good fer nuttin rotten teenagers!"Really? REALLY?! You can't think of anything better than raw fish for a last meal? Ok, then
captaincranky
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Otis Spunkmeyer? Wow, he sounds like a former porn star.
Or maybe that was "Longhis Spunkmeister".
OK, I agree with you this far...Ah, I see you're new to the forums. Be prepared, captaincranky is, well...Captain Cranky
But:
My choice here would be, you ******** inbred obnoxious little sociopaths....!
dividebyzero
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Might pay to steer clear of the "white chocolate cookies" if that's the case.
mattfrompa
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gotta go with pep,ham,bacon pizza with plenty of crushed red pepper from a local place called padrones. so good
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I would eat a cheese and ham sandwich. Simple I know, but I've had them all my life. It would be a perfect last meal.
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Quadruple Bypassss
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That's the spirit!
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lots and lots of alcohol...
especially Bulmers... lots and lots of Bulmers...
and a few Cheese & onion crisp sandwiches on Brennan's Bread....
Yes I'm Irish
especially Bulmers... lots and lots of Bulmers...
and a few Cheese & onion crisp sandwiches on Brennan's Bread....
Yes I'm Irish
captaincranky
Posts: 19,684 +8,825
Who knows, maybe you'll be the last man on earth. After all, alcohol does act as a preservative.lots and lots of alcohol...
especially Bulmers... lots and lots of Bulmers...
and a few Cheese & onion crisp sandwiches on Brennan's Bread....
Yes I'm Irish
OK, I get the "cowboy steak, mushrooms, and Coca-Cola. (In fact they'd were my choices also). But, we'd sincerely appreciate it f you'd give us a clue on the language....
I'm thinking German, but....?
LookinAround
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My first guess was more Scandinavian.. but if we trust the power of Google translate, it says: AfrikaansWho knows, maybe you'll be the last man on earth. After all, alcohol does act as a preservative.
OK, I get the "cowboy steak, mushrooms, and Coca-Cola. (In fact they'd were my choices also). But, we'd sincerely appreciate it f you'd give us a clue on the language....
I'm thinking German, but....?
Now, if the original poster (or a native speaker) could tell us....
dividebyzero
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Ah, logic meets chaos theory.....or classic tech forum non sequitur !?
I'm kind of wondering* why you would need a wife to have a (presumeably) cooked pork and steamed veg meal ? Would she need to cook it?...need to feed it to you in itty-bitty bites?...an exotic ocker custom that forbids anyone other than female spouses from marinating pork?
*Done wondering. As you were.
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