A Gallery of Weird Keyboard Layouts: From Colemak to C'HWERTY

For many years I've wondered if the folks holding keyboard patents didn't have some sort of blackmail they were holding over the folks with speech recognition patents. If only 10% of the development costs of all these different keyboards had been spent on discrete speech recognition (DSR) , we'd all be using it today.

DSR (not the current spoken word>server translation>back to handheld device text box method) is performed entirely onboard a mid-powered or higher PC, is intuitive (remember Scotty talking into a mouse in the Star Trek movie "Coming Home" about the whales?) and much less subject to surveillance and/or data-mining than something running thorough AI in a cloud. Long-term use of a microphone also doesn't cause wrist and/or hand problems either.

Nuance, formerly Dragon Naturally Speaking is the only reliable DSR I'm aware of.
I do NOT work for them or sell thire product; I'm just a long-term and enthusiastic power user.

Imagine an office of people that can only interact with their computers by speaking with it.
Imagine doing any CAD work through a speech-only interface
Imagine having to say "load web browser. Go to Google. Search [topic]" instead of two clicks and a few keystrokes.

Speech recognition is fine and dandy when a keyboard isn't an option, but something tells me tactile interfaces are going to be around for a very long time.
 
There have been more than a few keyboards with the keys in alphabetical order, yet none made the list.

And did Microsoft's "contoured" keyboard ever catch on?
 
Thanks for the great article!
If the Maltron wasn't more expensive than your average computer, every secretary should have one. It's a shame to be still writing on a "typewriter", decades after they became extinct.
 
Dvorak is far more sophisticated than the other layouts.

Wikipedia says:

"...patented during 1936 by Dr. August Dvorak and his brother-in-law, Dr. William Dealey.

.... During the 1930s, the Tacoma, Washington school district ran an experimental program in typing designed by Dvorak to determine whether to hold Dvorak layout classes. The experiment used 2,700 students to learn the Dvorak layout, and the district found that the Dvorak pattern students learned the keyboard in one-third the time it took to learn QWERTY. "

My experience is that Dvorak is much easier to learn than QWERTY, if you're starting from scratch. Every key has a reason for its location and you can quickly learn the patterns. QWERTY has no pattern.

But if you have been typing in QWERTY for many years and have developed strong muscle memory, it's difficult to make the change to Dvorak. The layout is easy to remember but you will occasionally stumble as the muscles confuse the two patterns. There are many studies looking at the benefits of switching from QWERTY to Dvorak, and they usually conclude there are no benefits. It's like a non-native language speaker will never gain full fluency.

Dvorak is superior to QWERTY, but only if it's your first layout. I made the change and am happy with the results, but it takes a long time.

Mapping your computer keyboard to Dvorak makes it almost impossible for others to use it. That provides a layer of security, a stumbling block for anyone who uses your computer without permission.
 
Not true. In Russia we use QUERTY layout for latin alfabet and ЙЦУКЕН for cyrillic.
Well, that is the keyboard to which he is referring when he says JCUKEN, he is simply using Latin letters to refer to it. But before Russia moved to the new orthography, the keyboard wasn't much different: it was JIUKEN.
 
It's not just the keyboard. As I sit here at my Windows 10 desktop set to 'English (Canada) or English (United Kingdom)', typing on my 'US keyboard', why is it such a PITA to, for example, type a little French (accent aigu, cedille etc), and now that I need to type a little Japanese I practically feel compelled to commit seppuku (切腹 - copy and paste, it only goes so far) over the frustration.
International TechSpot readers, how do you cope with these types of situations?
 
The easiest keyboard to learn has shown to be the alphabetical keyboard where all the letters are simply arranged A to Z/Ω/Я/etc.

As for the good ol' QWERTY keyboards, I've used them seemingly since the dawn of time (I was six years old). To me, no keyboard will ever feel as good than the old IBM Model F 84-key keyboard from the original IBM PC (it was loud as hell though).
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Of course, these days, having only ten function keys isn't enough so my usable favourite is the IBM/Lexmark/Unicomp Model M. That's the keyboard that all current QWERTY keyboards is based on. The tactile feel of the old IBM keyboards is something that no company has ever managed to imitate.
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Anyone who has ever used one for any length of time understands exactly what I'm talking about. I got one of those new ones from Unicomp and was overjoyed to discover that it's exactly like the original Model M (right down to the heavy steel frame). Unicomp owns all of the old patents and boy is it a dream to use! To anyone who hasn't used a Model M, if you ever get the chance to try one, DO IT! These things are so durable that their age is measured not in years, but decades.
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Linus Sebastian actually did a video on the funniest (and most useless) keyboard that I've ever seen in my life. It's part of a laptop that uses WingDings as its native script. At first I thought that it had to be a joke, but nope, it's all too real:
 
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Not true. In Russia we use QUERTY layout for latin alfabet and ЙЦУКЕН for cyrillic.

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We will need the computers to inject us with nutrients, breath for us, and wash our a$$es. That way we can spend all day taking worthless pictures of ourselves, and watching untalented people win millions on TV :confused:

Who doesn't like a good a$$ washing? And if I stream it perhaps I can make millions!
 
What were the keyboards called where they were meant to be operated with one hand forming each letter by pressing a combination of (presumably) 5 switches. Was it microwriter? I remember there was one that looked like a yellow sea creature but I've never been able to find it.
 
What were the keyboards called where they were meant to be operated with one hand forming each letter by pressing a combination of (presumably) 5 switches. Was it microwriter? I remember there was one that looked like a yellow sea creature but I've never been able to find it.
Those are called chord keyboards ... and they're far stranger than anything in this article. I'm surprised they weren't mentioned. Interestingly enough, I once had a colleague who used one; he claimed he could hit 250 wpm with it.
 
The easiest keyboard to learn has shown to be the alphabetical keyboard where all the letters are simply arranged A to Z/Ω/Я/etc.

As for the good ol' QWERTY keyboards, I've used them seemingly since the dawn of time (I was six years old). To me, no keyboard will ever feel as good than the old IBM Model F 84-key keyboard from the original IBM PC (it was loud as hell though).
h7k70tgdlz331.jpg

Of course, these days, having only ten function keys isn't enough so my usable favourite is the IBM/Lexmark/Unicomp Model M. That's the keyboard that all current QWERTY keyboards is based on. The tactile feel of the old IBM keyboards is something that no company has ever managed to imitate.
model_m_blue_2.jpg

Anyone who has ever used one for any length of time understands exactly what I'm talking about. I got one of those new ones from Unicomp and was overjoyed to discover that it's exactly like the original Model M (right down to the heavy steel frame). Unicomp owns all of the old patents and boy is it a dream to use! To anyone who hasn't used a Model M, if you ever get the chance to try one, DO IT! These things are so durable that their age is measured not in years, but decades.
Classic101%20White_800x347.png

Linus Sebastian actually did a video on the funniest (and most useless) keyboard that I've ever seen in my life. It's part of a laptop that uses WingDings as its native script. At first I thought that it had to be a joke, but nope, it's all too real:
I'm the same way. I'm a loyalist to hardware, not layouts.

That said I own a Unicomp 122-key terminal keyboard *and* an IBM Model M 122-key terminal keyboard and the difference in stiffness between the keys is striking; the former feeling like it requires a bit more force (though either still beat the pants off mushy-peas rubber domers). LGR recently came across a warehouse full of new-old-stock IBM kit including Model Ms; I wonder how those would compare in feel to the Unicomps coming off the line.
 
Those are called chord keyboards ... and they're far stranger than anything in this article. I'm surprised they weren't mentioned. Interestingly enough, I once had a colleague who used one; he claimed he could hit 250 wpm with it.
They were always going to be the next great thing. At the time I kind of liked the idea of being on the train with one hand in your pocket and writing an article. I suppose these days you'd just get arrested :) An wiki article said the letters were assigned numerically (a=1, b=2 etc) and you'd use the 5 buttons in binary to create the letters but I thought the buttons were arranged in a pattern and the letters were more intuitive to remember via their patterns. Thing is, there was one "keyboard" that looked like a deep sea creature, perhaps an octopus, perhaps yellow and hand held. I've tried all sorts of searches over the years but to no avail. I can't even remember how far back it was but I'm fairly confident it was at least 20 years ago. There should really be a museum of failed tech - I think it would be quite interesting.
 
I'm the same way. I'm a loyalist to hardware, not layouts.

That said I own a Unicomp 122-key terminal keyboard *and* an IBM Model M 122-key terminal keyboard and the difference in stiffness between the keys is striking; the former feeling like it requires a bit more force (though either still beat the pants off mushy-peas rubber domers). LGR recently came across a warehouse full of new-old-stock IBM kit including Model Ms; I wonder how those would compare in feel to the Unicomps coming off the line.
I remember the 122-key keyboard. As a kid I found two heavy IBM terminals that someone threw out. They still turned on so I tinkered with them and the sound of the keys was unique compared to the 84 and 101-key versions. It's very possible that the Unicomp 122 feels stiffer because it's newer. Or it could be that the 122 was just stiffer than the 101 the way that the Model F 84-key was. However, we both know how long these keyboards last and so it's probably just a case of the Unicomp not being broken in nearly as well as the IBM because it's probably at least 20 years newer. Personally, I found that the 101-key keyboards were identical to the IBM model M and it makes sense because they're using the same patents. I didn't choose their "Ultra Classic" because I wanted the REAL look and feel, right down to the weight.

I'd be really interested in LGR's discovery as long as they're usable. The really old keyboards all had the big AT connectors. If there's an AT->PS/2 or USB adapter, those things could be worth a fortune. There would be a ton of demand for them, especially from commercial customers like newspapers that do a crap-tonne of typing.

The "computers" (term used loosely) at work are Lenovo and the standard Lenovo desktop keyboard is a long-throw, mushy piece of garbage. I was actually going to use my Model M at work because the Lenovo keyboards were so bad but I didn't want my Model M ruined. Luckily, I found a Tripp-Lite desktop keyboard at a surplus store for literally $4CAD. I was skeptical about how durable it could be at that price but the display model was a joy to type on so I bought two of them (At $4, why not? LOL):
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I've been using it for about 1½ years and it works quite nicely. It has relatively short throws and isn't mushy at all. It kinda reminds me of the old short-throw Iomega keyboards that I used to love. The only problem with those was that they weren't very durable. This thing is a tank and you can't go wrong for $4CAD (which is about $3USD). I went back to that surplus store about six months ago and they still had tonnes of these things, still for just $4. I don't know how they didn't sell out of them because they're a lot better than most keyboards costing far more and having far fewer features. It's a lot easier to use one's own keyboard at work when it cost you $4 instead of $200. Although to be fair, I did have to get a PS/2->USB adapter because the "computers" at work don't have PS/2 ports and this keyboard is PS/2 only (which is weird because it has a USB 2.0 port integrated into it). :D
 
In addition to the Dvorak keyboard and the French Bepo keyboard, there was a similar improved keyboard that used to be very popular in Belgium, the one designed by Alfred Valley. However, it went out of use after World War II.
 
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