How much to get you out of bed

[Archean]

Motivating yourself to get out of bed with that abstract threat of a smaller paycheck may not be enough. If that’s the case, then the “Shredder Clock” might be what you need.

I am sure this can be ranked in top 5 silliest innovations of all times.

 

[Igneus the Bold]

Oh goodness no! Don't shred my God! What a risky clock. Why not just give me the money, and I'll hit you with a sheet of ice cold water?

 

[Atham]

That would get the majority of you out of bed, eh? Is there a price for that product?

 

[mailpup]

I don't know about this device. Who hasn't occasionally gotten up before the alarm rang and forgotten to shut it off. Imagine if you were in the bathroom at the time.

 

[dividebyzero]

Awesome idea !
Substitute all the bosses photo's from the company prospectus and lie in bed all day resetting the alarm every five minutes. For added spice substitute photo's of the in-laws and ensure that your partner wakes early enough to make her own damn coffee.

 

[Atham]

Dividebyzero, that would be awesome.

 

[Benny26]

Wouldn't be any good in the UK: because all UK banknotes have the Queen's face on them, and defacing the Queen is illegal.

Plus i wouldn't want to test my self like that anyway...I'de have no money left after the first morning.

 

[Archean]

+1 on in-laws DBZ

I must admit is the best suggestion so far, and one which have made me change my mind and I don't reckon it to be one of the silliest innovations any more.

 

[red1776]

well this is better than the smoke detector with a snooze bar my mother-in-law got me for Christmas.

 

[Atham]

How does the fire alarm work, red?

 

[Mister_K]

Oh goodness no! Don't shred my God! What a risky clock. Why not just give me the money, and I'll hit you with a sheet of ice cold water?

rofl made my evening! loool

well this is better than the smoke detector with a snooze bar my mother-in-law got me for Christmas.

damn smoke detectors are most annoying, when i was sleeping it started to beep, i got **** scared .. though something is on fire... nearly crapped my self

 

[WinXPert]

how bout a picture of a nagging wife!

 

[red1776]

how bout a picture of a nagging wife!

...and then you will find one hand in a bowl of warm water, and the other in the alarm clock and your $100 gone.

 

[LookinAround]

I don't know about this device. Who hasn't occasionally gotten up before the alarm rang and forgotten to shut it off. Imagine if you were in the bathroom at the time.

Good point mailpup.

I guess in that case one might really be pissing away money!

 

[WinXPert]

@red1776

good thing i'm a single parent. point taken +1