You do have your issues.. My main concern is making sure I get my daily dose of rat poison, so the old artificial heart valve doesn't clot up. (Not that there aren't others). In any event, Bacardi released a new seasoned rum a couple of years ago called "Oakheart" Yuh-um! You should try it straight against an iced coke chaser. (zero calorie, of course). After all, man doesn't live by recycled poop alone. (See how I steered that right back to the toilet, er, I mean, "topic")?