Smartphone battery explodes after man bites into it

[captaincranky]

You can if you click the link and go to Youtube.

It's up on my browser on this page, (Opera), how about yours Cliff?

 

[holdum323]

Thanks @cliffordcooley That worked. I listened to part of it, but I couldn't understand half the words
I'm Country. George Jones

 

[cliffordcooley]

I get a message stating the video can not be viewed. It then gives a link to Youtube to watch it. I'm using Firefox browser.

 

[captaincranky]

Thanks @cliffordcooley That worked. I listened to part of it, but I couldn't understand half the words
I'm Country. George Jones

Dude, just hit where you see the "SHOW MORE" the page opens and every last irreligious word is there in its full ungodly glory.

EDIT: Thankfully without any American flags, pickup trucks,or beer commercials! (y)

 

[wiyosaya]

This seems like a good argument for science education. At the least, the guy would have fared better if he had watched a certain episode of Man vs Wild.

Wow, you can take optimism to a whole new level of annoying. "STEM" education, really?

They should resurrect the cable TV show "Jacka**", on network TV in prime time, and at the very least make "battery munch", the host. (*)

OR, let "The CW", make him their newest superhero...., (wait for it)......."Battery Man".

He could wear a jet pack, (in the shape of a Galaxy Note 7), and swoop in, eating the batteries out of teenager's smart phones, before they text and drive, exposing themselves to possible disfiguring injuries, perhaps even death!

I even have the title for the show's theme song cued up and ready to go.... (dah, da-da-da dah), "Stupid Saves the Day".


(*) You would of course, need a fairly inept Chinese-punk to English gibberish translator, if you wanted to pull this off.

I had you in mind when I made that post, cranky! I already know you have a few STEM cells in you. LOL So, I'll suggest that they call the superhero "Lithium Fusion" - STEM pun intended. Or, I guess that they could just call the superhero "Sparky".

 

[holdum323]

I get a message stating the video can not be viewed. It then gives a link to Youtube to watch it. I'm using Firefox browser.

Yuppers That works for me! I just can't understand the words. Volume is a little low. I like the music.

 

[captaincranky]

I had you in mind when I made that post, cranky! I already know you have a few STEM cells in you. LOL So, I'll suggest that they call the superhero "Lithium Fusion" - STEM pun intended. Or, I guess that they could just call the superhero "Sparky".

I was especially proud of the, "give him a rocket pack in the shape of a Galaxy Note 7, if I dare say so myself!

BTW, "Lithium" is used in the care of manic depressives:

"Lithium is used to treat and prevent episodes of mania (frenzied, abnormally excited mood) in people with bipolar disorder (manic-depressive disorder; a disease that causes episodes of depression, episodes of mania, and other abnormal moods). Lithium is in a class of medications called antimanic agents"

So, if any of you feel a manic episode coming on, eat your cell phone battery, it'll calm you down.(y)

 

[holdum323]

ROFLMAO They threw away the mode when they made you @captaincranky I have never met anyone like you before. Surely you can pick on me a little more. This time I promise I won't get upset and get my posting privileges messed up. That's all water under the bridge and I survived. May not survive in the future, but for now all is good. It's great having friends here on TS that support you and stand up for you. That's the only reason I'm still able to survive here. Will TS ever give you another title @captaincranky ?? Are you stuck with Techspot Addict. I'm now a TS Guru. How cool is that?

 

[wiyosaya]

I was especially proud of the, "give him a rocket pack in the shape of a Galaxy Note 7, if I dare say so myself!

BTW, "Lithium" is used in the care of manic depressives:

"Lithium is used to treat and prevent episodes of mania (frenzied, abnormally excited mood) in people with bipolar disorder (manic-depressive disorder; a disease that causes episodes of depression, episodes of mania, and other abnormal moods). Lithium is in a class of medications called antimanic agents"

So, if any of you feel a manic episode coming on, eat your cell phone battery, it'll calm you down.(y)

I couldn't resist before, but I won't even try to top that. I'm laughing too hard. Wait, maybe that is a manic episode coming on - let me see, what did I do with that cell phone of mine...Crap. The antimanic agents are knocking at my door.

ROFLMAO They threw away the mode when they made you @captaincranky I have never met anyone like you before. Surely you can pick on me a little more. This time I promise I won't get upset and get my posting privileges messed up. That's all water under the bridge and I survived. May not survive in the future, but for now all is good. It's great having friends here on TS that support you and stand up for you. That's the only reason I'm still able to survive here. Will TS ever give you another title @captaincranky ?? Are you stuck with Techspot Addict. I'm now a TS Guru. How cool is that?

Well, I'm a TS Evangelist - what did I do with the multi-million dollar church?

 

[jack_alexander]

What a *******!

 

[cliffordcooley]

Well, I'm a TS Evangelist - what did I do with the multi-million dollar church?

Apple batteries are an expensive habit.

 

[holdum323]

I have a few more posts and likes before I'm a TS Evangelist .ROFL I really want to be a TS W10 advisor some day. This is a great thread. Lots of fun.
TS Guru Is good. I like that better then Maniac or Addict. ROFL

 

[jack_alexander]

Hi not able to view your video??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8

 

[holdum323]

Hi I'm really not sure what a evangelist does here on TS, but here's what I found with Google.
https://www.gotquestions.org/what-is-an-evangelist.html

 

[holdum323]

Thanks jack. I got that solved. Thanks for your reply. FYI your reply doesn't work either, but I have figured it out

 

[wiyosaya]

Hi I'm really not sure what a evangelist does here on TS, but here's what I found with Google.
https://www.gotquestions.org/what-is-an-evangelist.html

Repent! Repent!

Whops! Just got through with the antimanic agents!

 

[captaincranky]

Repent! Repent!

Whops! Just got through with the antimanic agents!

What an "Evangelist" does here at Techspot, is, "pay it forward". That means, instead of consuming your next battery, you should give it to Mr. Holdum. Perhaps it will dampen his "Title Mania symptoms"!

 

[holdum323]

Hi @captaincranky ! Do you have a video. for Addict. ROFL

 

[captaincranky]

While we're on the topic of mania, meet "obsession", it's twin brother or sister in "crime".

This next video is sort of a paradox, in that it's a "disco anthem". It's also likely, (IMHO), the only worthwhile and memorable piece of music that ever came out of disco's entire sad chapter in musical history:

 

[captaincranky]

Hi @captaincranky ! Do you have a video. for Addict. ROFL

You didn't think I could pull this off did you?

That said, here ya go:

And so you'll be able to, "understand the words".

Sister Morphine
The Rolling Stones

Here I lie in my hospital bed
Tell me, sister Morphine, when are you coming round again?
Oh, I don't think I can wait that long
Oh, you see that I'm not that strong

The scream of the ambulance is sounding in my ears
Tell me, sister Morphine, how long have I been lying here?
What am I doing in this place?
Why does the doctor have no face?

Oh, I can't crawl across the floor
Ah, can't you see, Sister Morphine, I'm trying to score

Well it just goes to show
Things are not what they seem
Please, sister Morphine, turn my nightmares into dreams
Oh, can't you see I'm fading fast?
And that this shot will be my last

Sweet cousin Cocaine, lay your cool cool hand on my head
Ah, come on, sister Morphine, you better make up my bed
'Cause you know and I know in the morning I'll be dead
Yeah, and you can sit around, yeah and you can watch all
The clean white sheets stained red

Songwriters: Keith Richards / Marieanne Faithfull / Mick Jagger
Sister Morphine lyrics © Abkco Music, Inc

Oh man, I'm Psyched. Quick, pass me a battery, I feel one of my spells coming on...

 

[Boilerhog146]

Somebody,ANYBODY! Give the man a battery! I would, but I've somehow eaten all mine.
trying to remember.

My Lumia 830 battery doesn't take a charge anymore ,I guess that's no longer fit to eat..

Now I know why they Glueing the batteries in ,my Galaxy tab and my Alcatel idol 4s , are so so Glued , hard batteries to sink your teeth into..

you would think the guy would at least need some dental work? got teeth like Richard Kiel AKA (JAWS) james bond fame.

 

[captaincranky]

Somebody,ANYBODY! Give the man a battery! I would, but I've somehow eaten all mine.
trying to remember.

No silly, you don't eat your batteries, you eat other people's batteries. It's like bumming cigarettes, or "smoking OP's", as they say. ("Other People's"). Try dressing up like an "iYuppie", and mill around an Apple store, they have the real outrageously marked up batteries Some good munchin' there

My Lumia 830 battery doesn't take a charge anymore ,I guess that's no longer fit to eat..

It might still might still stave off a manic episode, it just won't give you that, "oh man, my head must have puffed up at least and inch on than one " rush, anymore.

Now I know why they Glueing the batteries in ,my Galaxy tab and my Alcatel idol 4s , are so so Glued , hard batteries to sink your teeth into..

There's a guy in a black hoodie over in the bad side of town, leaning up against a fence with a menacing look on his face, he sells them. The electrolyte may be cut with Fentanyl . So watch yourself, and be sure to take along a designated driver, and your 9 mil handgun

you would think the guy would at least need some dental work? got teeth like Richard Kiel AKA (JAWS) james bond fame.

Or at the very least, a stainless steel speculum, in order to facilitate using the batteries as a suppository.

WARNING: The surgeon general has determined that the recreational use of lithium ion batteries as a suppository, may lead to excess flatulence, sparks and/or flames shooting out of your butt, and with long term abuse, incontinence and rectal cancer.