I'm just happy when my phone (land line), and internet are working at the same time.....
Right now, I have no dial tone, but can still download all the erotic art I choose. I'm afraid to turn the modem off, since it may be the only thing convincing the burglar alarm system the the phone is working. (When the phone goes out, or the wires are cut, the alarm goes off).
That said, I have 1Mb DSL, locked in for life @ $17,95 a month. I wonder where that fits in the world order of rankings..... ?
Oh, and I had to restore my 9 year old eMachine last night. I died from acute erotic art overdose. (Well OK, if you must know, it had been sick for a while). The restore discs installed a half dozen different programs by AOL. Ah, those were the days, my friends. Wind in your hair, 56Kbs at full bore, and an AOL trial CD in your junk mail almost once a month.