Weekend Open Forum: Your last meal

[Archean]

Just a small point TechM, you can always edit your posts ......

 

[captaincranky]

I would request to go to Mcdonalds..........and then make a break for it. What do you gotta lost at that point? If they catch you, well you were gonna die anyways.............if they dont.........you get to eat your favorite food a lot more. LOL!

Pardon the spelling.......

"lose" not "lost".

Just for the record, pointless, silly, and bordering on incoherent, is pointless, silly, and incoherent, regardless of whether the tense of the verb is correct.

When you quote yourself, your reasons should be pure and just. Otherwise, people will think you're talking to yourself as an outlet for some kind of mental illness.

In further clarification, McDonalds is a grease rush for the lazy, indolent, and morbidly obese. In the future, please don't confuse it with "food".

Well, I do go there myself, but only once in a great while; and then only out of desperation.

 

[Guest]

Looking at that picture in this article, it will be my last meal if I ate that.

 

[matrix86]

I think I'll have an appetizer of gator tail nuggets, few pounds of alaskan king crab crab legs, and end it with boiled, salted peanuts that I just picked from the field behind my old house.

 

[TechM633]

captaincranky said:

I would request to go to Mcdonalds..........and then make a break for it. What do you gotta lost at that point? If they catch you, well you were gonna die anyways.............if they dont.........you get to eat your favorite food a lot more. LOL!

Pardon the spelling.......

"lose" not "lost".

Just for the record, pointless, silly, and bordering on incoherent, is pointless, silly, and incoherent, regardless of whether the tense of the verb is correct.

When you quote yourself, your reasons should be pure and just. Otherwise, people will think you're talking to yourself as an outlet for some kind of mental illness.

In further clarification, McDonalds is a grease rush for the lazy, indolent, and morbidly obese. In the future, please don't confuse it with "food".

Well, I do go there myself, but only once in a great while; and then only out of desperation.

Boy, your name says it all....doesnt it?

 

[madboyv1]

I'd eat myself to death. On what? I'm not quite sure, but I'd make sure whatever was gonna do me in the next day wouldn't be what actually does the business. =p

TAKE THAT DESTINY~

 

[TomSEA]

bacon and eggs, hashbrowns and english muffin. LOVE me some breakfast food.

 

[Guest]

I ate a homemade burger and drank 2 beers to wash it down

An interesting story here:

I don't think many have heard that a Japanese scientist has synthesized meat from human poop. Maybe that's what the McDonald's burgers in Japan will have to keep the prices lows. :/

http://www.digitaltrends.com/international/japanese-scientists-creates-meat-out-of-feces/

 

[dividebyzero]

I don't think many have heard that a Japanese scientist has synthesized meat from human poop. Maybe that's what the McDonald's burgers in Japan will have to keep the prices lows. :/

The Japanese scientists probably stole the idea from the classic U.S. baseball park hotdog.

 

[Sarcasm]

captaincranky said:

Natasha Yi

Implants and all?

Yes. I'll be dead anyway so at least the last thing I say is "I ate Natasha Yi"

 

[cyrusjumpjet]

This is a pretty timely post for me. Just a few days ago, our family pet, a German Shepherd / Terrier mix was put to sleep. She lived to be 16 (very old for a dog) and saw me through most of my childhood and adolescent years. Losing her is on par with losing a family member -- she participated in everything we did.

I no longer live at the house, but my dad went out and bought her a cheeseburger from Carl's Jr for her last meal, along with a bowl of chocolate chip ice cream. She was always on a strict diet so this was pretty special for her. Photos were taken of her enjoying the meal, then she was put down a few minutes after.

As for me, I go crazy for really good sushi. I can't think of anything I'd rather have for my last meal.

 

[matrix86]

techm633 said:
Boy, your name says it all....doesnt it?

Ah, I see you're new to the forums. Be prepared, captaincranky is, well...Captain Cranky He's the old guy you see walking around shaking his cane at the kids and yelling "c'mere you whipper snapper...lemme show you how we did that back in my day...ya good fer nuttin rotten teenagers!"

cyrusjumpjet said:
As for me, I go crazy for really good sushi. I can't think of anything I'd rather have for my last meal.

Really? REALLY?! You can't think of anything better than raw fish for a last meal? Ok, then

 

[captaincranky]

I guess some Otis Spunkmeyer white chocolate macadamia nut cookies for desert, with milk.

Otis Spunkmeyer? Wow, he sounds like a former porn star.

Or maybe that was "Longhis Spunkmeister".

Ah, I see you're new to the forums. Be prepared, captaincranky is, well...Captain Cranky He's the old guy you see walking around shaking his cane at the kids and yelling "c'mere you whipper snapper...lemme show you how we did that back in my day..

OK, I agree with you this far... But:

...[ ]....ya good fer nuttin rotten teenagers!"

My choice here would be, you ******** inbred obnoxious little sociopaths....!

 

[dividebyzero]

captaincranky said:

I guess some Otis Spunkmeyer white chocolate macadamia nut cookies for desert, with milk.

Otis Spunkmeyer? Wow, he sounds like a former porn star.

Might pay to steer clear of the "white chocolate cookies" if that's the case.

 

[mattfrompa]

gotta go with pep,ham,bacon pizza with plenty of crushed red pepper from a local place called padrones. so good

 

[Erik]

Guest said:
fritanga with lots of chunchullo and papita criolla..

NICE!!!

 

[Guest]

I would eat a cheese and ham sandwich. Simple I know, but I've had them all my life. It would be a perfect last meal.

 

[Guest]

Quadruple Bypassss

 

[Guest]

That's the spirit!

 

[Guest]

lots and lots of alcohol...
especially Bulmers... lots and lots of Bulmers...
and a few Cheese & onion crisp sandwiches on Brennan's Bread....

Yes I'm Irish

 

[captaincranky]

lots and lots of alcohol...
especially Bulmers... lots and lots of Bulmers...
and a few Cheese & onion crisp sandwiches on Brennan's Bread....

Yes I'm Irish

Who knows, maybe you'll be the last man on earth. After all, alcohol does act as a preservative.

n leker vetterig skaap rib en groot cowboy steak en mushrooms met n dik mengels slaai en rond dit af met n glaas coke.

OK, I get the "cowboy steak, mushrooms, and Coca-Cola. (In fact they'd were my choices also). But, we'd sincerely appreciate it f you'd give us a clue on the language....

I'm thinking German, but....?

 

[LookinAround]

Who knows, maybe you'll be the last man on earth. After all, alcohol does act as a preservative.

OK, I get the "cowboy steak, mushrooms, and Coca-Cola. (In fact they'd were my choices also). But, we'd sincerely appreciate it f you'd give us a clue on the language....

I'm thinking German, but....?

My first guess was more Scandinavian.. but if we trust the power of Google translate, it says: Afrikaans

a delicious greasy sheep and big cowboy rib steak and mushrooms with a thick salad mixtures and round it off with a coke glaas

Now, if the original poster (or a native speaker) could tell us....

 

[Emin3nce]

Lean pork fillets marinated in Honey and Soy, On a bed of steamed oriental greens.

What can I say, it's the advantage of having a wife.

 

[TitoBXNY]

A Puerto Rican plate of rice and beans with fried chicken. A side order of fried plantains and a few ice cold Coronas.

 

[dividebyzero]

Lean pork fillets marinated in Honey and Soy, On a bed of steamed oriental greens.
What can I say, it's the advantage of having a wife.

Ah, logic meets chaos theory.....or classic tech forum non sequitur !?
I'm kind of wondering* why you would need a wife to have a (presumeably) cooked pork and steamed veg meal ? Would she need to cook it?...need to feed it to you in itty-bitty bites?...an exotic ocker custom that forbids anyone other than female spouses from marinating pork?


*Done wondering. As you were.