Weekend Open Forum: Your last meal

By Matthew ยท 80 replies
Jun 17, 2011
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  1. Archean

    Archean TechSpot Paladin Posts: 5,690   +96

    Just a small point TechM, you can always edit your posts ......
  2. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 13,023   +2,556

    Just for the record, pointless, silly, and bordering on incoherent, is pointless, silly, and incoherent, regardless of whether the tense of the verb is correct.

    When you quote yourself, your reasons should be pure and just. Otherwise, people will think you're talking to yourself as an outlet for some kind of mental illness.

    In further clarification, McDonalds is a grease rush for the lazy, indolent, and morbidly obese. In the future, please don't confuse it with "food".

    Well, I do go there myself, but only once in a great while; and then only out of desperation.
  3. Looking at that picture in this article, it will be my last meal if I ate that.
  4. matrix86

    matrix86 TS Guru Posts: 843   +38

    I think I'll have an appetizer of gator tail nuggets, few pounds of alaskan king crab crab legs, and end it with boiled, salted peanuts that I just picked from the field behind my old house.
  5. TechM633

    TechM633 TS Rookie Posts: 33

    Boy, your name says it all....doesnt it?
  6. madboyv1

    madboyv1 TechSpot Paladin Posts: 1,472   +376

    I'd eat myself to death. On what? I'm not quite sure, but I'd make sure whatever was gonna do me in the next day wouldn't be what actually does the business. =p

  7. TomSEA

    TomSEA TechSpot Chancellor Posts: 2,718   +860

    bacon and eggs, hashbrowns and english muffin. LOVE me some breakfast food. :)
  8. I ate a homemade burger and drank 2 beers to wash it down

    An interesting story here:

    I don't think many have heard that a Japanese scientist has synthesized meat from human poop. Maybe that's what the McDonald's burgers in Japan will have to keep the prices lows. :/

  9. dividebyzero

    dividebyzero trainee n00b Posts: 4,891   +1,264

    The Japanese scientists probably stole the idea from the classic U.S. baseball park hotdog.
  10. Sarcasm

    Sarcasm TS Guru Posts: 367   +46

    Yes. I'll be dead anyway so at least the last thing I say is "I ate Natasha Yi"
  11. cyrusjumpjet

    cyrusjumpjet TS Member Posts: 87

    This is a pretty timely post for me. Just a few days ago, our family pet, a German Shepherd / Terrier mix was put to sleep. She lived to be 16 (very old for a dog) and saw me through most of my childhood and adolescent years. Losing her is on par with losing a family member -- she participated in everything we did.

    I no longer live at the house, but my dad went out and bought her a cheeseburger from Carl's Jr for her last meal, along with a bowl of chocolate chip ice cream. She was always on a strict diet so this was pretty special for her. Photos were taken of her enjoying the meal, then she was put down a few minutes after.

    As for me, I go crazy for really good sushi. I can't think of anything I'd rather have for my last meal.
  12. matrix86

    matrix86 TS Guru Posts: 843   +38

    Ah, I see you're new to the forums. Be prepared, captaincranky is, well...Captain Cranky :p He's the old guy you see walking around shaking his cane at the kids and yelling "c'mere you whipper snapper...lemme show you how we did that back in my day...ya good fer nuttin rotten teenagers!"

    Really? REALLY?! You can't think of anything better than raw fish for a last meal? Ok, then :p
  13. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 13,023   +2,556

    Otis Spunkmeyer? Wow, he sounds like a former porn star.

    Or maybe that was "Longhis Spunkmeister".

    OK, I agree with you this far...;) But:
    My choice here would be, you ******** inbred obnoxious little sociopaths....!
  14. dividebyzero

    dividebyzero trainee n00b Posts: 4,891   +1,264

    Might pay to steer clear of the "white chocolate cookies" if that's the case.
  15. mattfrompa

    mattfrompa TS Evangelist Posts: 553   +57

    gotta go with pep,ham,bacon pizza with plenty of crushed red pepper from a local place called padrones. so good
  16. Erik

    Erik TechSpot Staff Posts: 311   +18

  17. I would eat a cheese and ham sandwich. Simple I know, but I've had them all my life. It would be a perfect last meal.
  18. Quadruple Bypassss
  19. That's the spirit!
  20. lots and lots of alcohol...
    especially Bulmers... lots and lots of Bulmers...
    and a few Cheese & onion crisp sandwiches on Brennan's Bread....

    Yes I'm Irish :p
  21. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 13,023   +2,556

    Who knows, maybe you'll be the last man on earth. After all, alcohol does act as a preservative.

    OK, I get the "cowboy steak, mushrooms, and Coca-Cola. (In fact they'd were my choices also). But, we'd sincerely appreciate it f you'd give us a clue on the language....:confused:

    I'm thinking German, but....?
  22. LookinAround

    LookinAround Ex Tech Spotter Posts: 6,491   +184

    My first guess was more Scandinavian.. but if we trust the power of Google translate, it says: Afrikaans
    Now, if the original poster (or a native speaker) could tell us....
  23. Emin3nce

    Emin3nce TS Rookie Posts: 129

    Lean pork fillets marinated in Honey and Soy, On a bed of steamed oriental greens.

    What can I say, it's the advantage of having a wife.
  24. TitoBXNY

    TitoBXNY TS Addict Posts: 236   +50

    A Puerto Rican plate of rice and beans with fried chicken. A side order of fried plantains and a few ice cold Coronas.
  25. dividebyzero

    dividebyzero trainee n00b Posts: 4,891   +1,264

    Ah, logic meets chaos theory.....or classic tech forum non sequitur !?
    I'm kind of wondering* why you would need a wife to have a (presumeably) cooked pork and steamed veg meal ? Would she need to cook it?...need to feed it to you in itty-bitty bites?...an exotic ocker custom that forbids anyone other than female spouses from marinating pork?

    *Done wondering. As you were.

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