LOL. This is the best sales pitch I've seen to encourage me to try the game!
IKR? ROFL
Two other things I noticed in CP2077 that haven't been encouraging to me:
1. Enemies seem to be very bullet spongey, something I really dislike;
2. Most of the map seems pretty lifeless and devoid of random traffic and random NPCs (especially for a cyberpunk setting), except for a few locations like V's apartment complex and its surroundings. At first I thought it was an understandable limitation of the old gen console versions due to hardware constraints, but now looks like the PC version is like that as well.
Maybe people haven't paid much attention to this because of all the lockdowns and social distancing in the real world, which are making real cities look pretty barren as well.
Two other other things:
1. Enemies are a bit bullet spongy in the beginning, but it gets better after you get some decent chrome and a few perks. Also, a great tactic is to equip Synapse Burnout quickhack and hack them from cover. It stuns them for a few seconds and does a fair amount of damage (damage scales up the more wounded they are so it's a borderline OP quickhack), then you can waste them while they are staggering around with sparks shooting out of their head.
2. I have been hearing people complain about the amount of traffic a lot. While there are times when the traffic does seem kinda sparse, There are plenty of other times it's busy. Just last night I was getting annoyed because I had to chase this guy down and there was almost too much traffic and none of it was obeying traffic laws. Okay okay. That last part might have been me. I was only doing 130 through city streets and blowing traffic lights, so maybe those guys the "came out of nowhere" actually had the green.
But still, it seems to me that traffic is heavier in certain parts or maybe during particular missions. In any event, it has not bothered me too much. What bothers me about driving is that most of the time, colliding with another vehicle just results in you either driving over the top of them or ricocheting off in a somewhat unrealistic manner. The driving physics needs work. Although I do really enjoy driving. I never use fast travel stations.
As for foot traffic, that too is kinda sporadic. V's building is busy, Japan Town and Chinatown are both pretty populated, a few other areas as well. I haven't been bothered about the pedestrian population too much. It seems to be heavy enough in the places it needs to be and sparse enough in the places you would expect.
One last thing: I was playing last night and had just finished a mission and was in need of transport. I was going to call my car, but I saw this suitable vehicle just parked across the street with nobody in it, so I figured I'd klep it. I did think it was slightly strange that the car was parked on the sidewalk, but oh well. I get up to the car but it's not giving me the "get in" prompt.Hmmm? Try the other side. Nothing. Well, that's weird. Next thing I know, this dude walks up and gives me a dirty look as he gets into the car. "Oh hell no you just didn't." He closes the door and I'm like, "You ain't going nowhere, Choom," figuring on jacking him. I turn this way and that trying to get the prompt, then BOOOOM! Car explodes. Apparently the dude had a contract on his head or something. Blast took me down to about 1/6 health, but I survived.
I thought that was a nice (but actually rather frightening) random encounter. Makes me a bit leary about walking up to randomly parked cars now.