Swedish officials look to add "sexism" ratings on new game releases

[captaincranky]

...[ ]....I don't see this discussion progressing much further, so I'll close with an eye exam and let the people decide:

One, or two?

I liked #2, because I think female trolls and ogres are underrepresented in the world of video gaming. Since diversity is sorely lacking in the gaming world, I say we give her a club and let her guard a bridge or castle moat....(y)

 

[dividebyzero]

I liked #2, because I think female trolls and ogres are underrepresented in the world of video gaming. Since diversity is sorely lacking in the gaming world, I say we give her a club and let her guard a bridge or castle moat....(y)

#2 would make a convincing final boss in a survival horror genre game.
It wouldn't be difficult to imagine your character in a first person shooter rendered unable to do just that.

 

[captaincranky]

#2 would make a convincing final boss in a survival horror genre game.
It wouldn't be difficult to imagine your character in a first person shooter rendered unable to do just that.

So then, earning the title, "Your Omimpotence", would only be 2nd place?

 

[captaincranky]

Let me go on record as saying, "I think women in video games should be a bit more aerodynamically sound". Take Ms. Knightley for example:

 

[dividebyzero]

Let me go on record as saying, "I think women in video games should be a bit more aerodynamically sound".

Careful, the Lara Larry Croft's of the gaming world might jump on that bandwagon also (figuratively speaking...although I'm guessing Keira's gold lame gown might be the highly valued quest item)

 

[davislane1]

Let me go on record as saying, "I think women in video games should be a bit more aerodynamically sound". Take Ms. Knightley for example:

I think you need to go back to engineering school, Cranky. Knightley isn't aerodynamically sound at all. From those pictures, she's be bound to create turbulence.

Christina Hendricks, on the other hand, is more than capable of providing abundant "lift":

Edit: As a matter of fact, I don't understand why she wasn't unlockable in the most recent Ace Combat.

(Disclaimer: No women were unduly objectified in the deviation of this thread.)

 

[dividebyzero]

I think you need to go back to engineering school, Cranky. Knightley isn't aerodynamically sound at all. From those pictures, she's be bound to create turbulence.
Christina Hendricks, on the other hand, is more than capable of providing abundant "lift"

Definitely a better example of the "Area rule" principle. More curves than a Blackburn Buccaneer.

 

[captaincranky]

I think you need to go back to engineering school, Cranky. Knightley isn't aerodynamically sound at all. From those pictures, she's be bound to create turbulence.

Well, no I don't. You're confusing, "lift" with "buoyancy". Buoyancy being provided by that extra coat of lard. (grease always floats to the top of the water).

IChristina Hendricks, on the other hand, is more than capable of providing abundant "lift":

The only lift in the picture is being provided by the Playtex corporation.

Besides, avionics packages in the form of blisters, just dog out an aircraft's performance. Generally, all the external humps and bumps spy packages are usually tacked onto some turboprop junk that was slow to begin with.

With her, you'd need a Saturn 5 booster just to shoot her down range a thousand miles or so. It'd be like trying to put a biplane into orbit...

I(Disclaimer: No women were unduly objectified in the deviation of this thread.)

I guess we simply haven't been trying hard enough. (*)

Careful, the Lara Larry Croft's of the gaming world might jump on that bandwagon also (figuratively speaking...although I'm guessing Keira's gold lame gown might be the highly valued quest item)

I wanted to give this a "like", but I didn't want anyone to think I was condoning this sort of thing.

So, I'll just "like" it quietly ,from the first closet I find myself near. (y)

(*) Although I think I might'a got it with this'n