Wild human washing machine promises to rinse you clean in 15 minutes

[ccccn]

So if I take a dump mid-wash, does it wipe my butt?

Wiping is overrated.

 

[Watzupken]

That's a nice way to accidentally kill someone when the software is botched or hacked. A lot of people come up with all sorts of "innovation", but essentially is pointless and just sounds nice on paper. This one being one of them.

 

[Stoly]

Does it remove "skid marks"?

 

[TheBigT42]

That last remaining 30% of the development will be them hiring someone to write software which is legally allowed to collect detailed telemetry about your nude body. You can also be fairly certain that it will require proprietary water filters.

I just hope it doesn't have a spin cycle.