Apple's new spaceship campus could be delayed until 2016

By Shawn Knight ยท 13 replies
Nov 21, 2012
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  1. Construction on Apple's new campus in Cupertino, California, is running a bit behind schedule according to a new report. The company had hoped to have the facility ready to move into by 2015 but that target date is now being...

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  2. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 13,001   +2,532

    Oddly, the "Star Trek: The Next Generation" episode, "Encounter at Farpoint" sprang immediately to mind when I saw Apples plans: [​IMG]

    It's about an alien buried under an outpost, which the people at the station are killing, by draining the energy from it to support their needs.

    Why I would draw that analogy with anything associated with Apple, is a complete puzzlement to me, and I'm frankly appalled and disgusted with myself for doing so......
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  3. p51d007

    p51d007 TS Evangelist Posts: 1,310   +650

    They might as well SCRAP it....the "magic" that WAS Apple, is mostly over.
    Every phone, since the original iPhone, pretty much looks & acts like the other.
    iPad? Everyone has one, or a competitor. Laptop, too expensive in this economy.
    Unless Apple comes out with a "gotta have" game changer, their magic is finished.
  4. The big game changer will be small capsules of DNA from Steve Jobs - the lineups around the Apple Store will be long and there be riots.
  5. H3llion

    H3llion TechSpot Paladin Posts: 1,377   +286

    Can it fly to space?
  6. H3llion

    H3llion TechSpot Paladin Posts: 1,377   +286

    Reminds me a lot like 'The Venus Project'
  7. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 13,001   +2,532

    Only if Steve Jobs calls from beyond the grave and insists, "we need an app for that"....!
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  8. I assume the apple-shaped toilets there will flush a special way there.
  9. It's reverse engineered from what they found from Roswell incident.. No wonder why they're branded as the most innovative company :D
  10. Lurker101

    Lurker101 TS Evangelist Posts: 820   +344

    Why don't they just cut the pretence and apply for planning permission to build an ivory tower?
  11. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 13,001   +2,532

    Actually, the toilets won't be Apple shaped. That would be tantamount to blasphemy.

    Besides, the bite mark in the seat lid might expose the bowl water, and whatever was floating in it,

    The bathroom mirrors however, will be indeed be Apple logo shaped. That will facilitate checking out whether or not you're holding your iPhone correctly, to prevent dropped calls.

    Now sidle right up to that Apple mirror you handsome roguish devil, and comb that hair like you're Liberace. Make your uncle Narcissus proud...
  12. VitalyT

    VitalyT Russ-Puss Posts: 3,664   +1,949

    I'm not against progress, but I will say this...

    May the first iRocket land on Mr. Cook's house.
  13. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 13,001   +2,532

    Many's the time I've thought to myself, "if had a gallon or two of, "Essence of Job", I'd be a rich man after I auctioned it off on Ebay.

    I'm sure Apple has a tank car full of it, sitting on a rail siding somewhere

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