Bill Gates wants to reinvent the toilet

[Archean]

The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation announced that it has awarded Delft University of Technology a grant to develop a new type of toilet.

This new device would process human waste much differently, especially without the use of water

 

[movwills]

Wow it is great news..

 

[Benny26]

:haha:

C'mon Bill, the bog works just fine and the water goes off to a treatment plant anyway...shesh.

 

[renome]

Sounds like Bill is bored.

 

[Archean]

Yup, what if it crashes while someone is using it ?

 

[Arris]

"You have attempted to install Poop v1.0 into Toilet v2.0. Please install patch 1.0.2, reboot then try again."

 

[Benny26]

"You have attempted to install Poop v1.0 into Toilet v2.0. Please install patch 1.0.2, reboot then try again."

"An error has occured; dump in progress"

 

[Arris]

"An error has occured; dump in progress"

haha

"No master poop record found."

 

[DelJo63]

Can't be done in Redmond - - - there's not place to install the START BUTTON

 

[Zen]

Waterless Toilet Version 1.0 Has Encountered A "Brown Screen Of Death" Error!

Attempting to locate the "System Restore" feature!

 

[learninmypc]

"You have attempted to install Poop v1.0 into Toilet v2.0. Please install patch 1.0.2, reboot then try again."

Shouldn't that be "repoop then try again? :haha:

 

[Archean]

Waterless Toilet Version 1.0 Has Encountered A "Brown Screen Of Death" Error!

Attempting to locate the "System Restore" feature!

If you do a system restore, wouldn't it mean what I think you think it would ?

 

[Zen]

If you do a system restore, wouldn't it mean what I think you think it would ?

It just might put everything back up inside you, and rearrange things up on in you and make sure it's all in order. If the restore was successful, no need for the toilet. If the restore was a bust, grab the toilet paper, for rebooting the poop out of you is going to take a while! :slurp: