- Do you have white (or bright) walls in your house / apartment? Then you're racist. Paint them black, right now!
- People like daylight, because if there's light, one can see. People are afraid of the night, because they can't see at night. Maybe that's the context of white and black, ha? But nobody thought of that natural distinction. Or maybe the nature is racist too??
- Many animals don't see at night, so they are afraid of the dark. Could be those animals are racists too, ha? But hey, bats aren't. They feel great at night. So they aren't racists. Oh, wait, they are. They prefer black. Hence, they are black racists.
- What's next? Banning chess? Because let's face it, white has advantage in chess. It makes the first move.
- But why are black credit cards considered the most privileged?? They are also racist then.
- Presidents usually have black limos. Racists. They should have zebra-like limos, with equal surface area covered by white and black.