China and the US have plans for nuclear-powered moon bases

Chinese astronaut 1: Oh look what those foolish usa astrounauts dropped from their rover, a pen drive! It got a label... "Stuxnet 2 dubbed 4k screenrip"

chinese astronaut 2: ... I bet it's a movie, let's watch!

...boom.
 
In the meantime we can watch "The Orville", because whoever now owns Star Trek has completely destroyed it and made it unwatchable.
 
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