If humans evolved to survive high-speed car crashes, we would look like "Graham"

By midian182 ยท 20 replies
Jul 21, 2016
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  1. The Australian state of Victoria’s Transport Accident Commission (TAC) has launched a road safety campaign that shows what humans would look like if we had evolved in a way that enables us to survive high-speed vehicle crashes.

    ‘Graham’ is a full-sized interactive model designed and developed by Melbourne artist Patricia Piccinini (who was also behind the Canberra ‘Skywhale’ hot air balloon), Royal Melbourne Hospital trauma surgeon Christian Kenfield, and Monash University Accident Research Centre crash investigator David Logan. The TAC commissioned Graham as part of its Towards Zero road safety campaign.

    "Cars have evolved a lot faster than humans and Graham helps us understand why we need to improve every aspect of our roads system to protect ourselves from our own mistakes," said TAC's chief executive officer Joe Calafiore

    As you can see from Graham’s appearance, being able to walk away unscathed from a high-impact car crash would require quite a change to our biology. For a start, there’s no need to worry about breaking your neck if you don’t have one; that massive skull, filled with extra ligaments and fluid, protects the vulnerable brain; and while he’s not going to challenge Brad Pitt in the looks department, Graham’s flat features and excessive fatty tissue absorbs the energy of an impact to the face.

    Graham’s also got airbag-like sacks sitting between his strengthened ribs to protect his vital organs, thickened skin across his entire body, an extra joint in his lower leg so he can quickly jump out of harms way, and knees that bend in all directions to make breaking them less likely. This guy could be a member of the X-men.

    Graham will be going on show at the State Library of Victoria until August 8, after which he will be touring regional centers around the country. Visitors will be able to use Google’s Tango augmented reality technology to peer beneath his skin and understand how his unique features protect him. Everyone else can check out the full 360-degree view of Graham, along with descriptions of his strange body, right here.

    Graham isn’t the first example of unconventional methods employed by Towards Zero. The campaign wants to embed traffic lights in Sydney sidewalks so pedestrians using smartphones are less likely to walk into the middle of a busy road.

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  2. TomSEA

    TomSEA TechSpot Chancellor Posts: 2,718   +859

    Creepy - looks like something Stephen King would come up with.
  3. davislane1

    davislane1 TS Grand Inquisitor Posts: 4,737   +3,757

    Pretty sure mankind would die out before "evolving" into this. That whole thing about mating preferences working against excessively ugly creatures and all.
    Greg S likes this.
  4. Ranger1st

    Ranger1st TS Evangelist Posts: 348   +124

    Why we don't have 4-6 point harness setups and proper high back sport seats is criminal... oh yeah, fuxking fatties that's why.
    Sum Guy likes this.
  5. MilwaukeeMike

    MilwaukeeMike TS Evangelist Posts: 2,890   +1,224

    Not to mention that it takes evolution a couple million years to make major changes to the homo-sapien, and by that time we'd probably have figured out how to make cars safer. Just a guess...

    This was clearly done with just about everything we know about how evolution actually works just completely thrown out.
    daThomas likes this.
  6. Uncle Al

    Uncle Al TS Evangelist Posts: 3,347   +1,989

    Evolution via texting ...... only the strong will survive!
  7. drjekelmrhyde

    drjekelmrhyde TS Addict Posts: 249   +63

    I already look like that
    bmw95 and Skidmarksdeluxe like this.
  8. mcborge

    mcborge TS Guru Posts: 426   +278

    Dad! is that you.
  9. VitalyT

    VitalyT Russ-Puss Posts: 3,664   +1,949

    I saw a guy looking like this once, didn't strike me as a good driver though...
  10. Skidmarksdeluxe

    Skidmarksdeluxe TS Evangelist Posts: 8,647   +3,274

    A guy? I've seen uglier chicks than Graham.
    davislane1 likes this.
  11. J spot

    J spot TS Addict Posts: 150   +79

    That's just an example of a physical body form that has a higher chance of surviving a high speed crash. It's a physical form, and I see no mention of how evolution works, since it's not the point. The vast majority of humans are not getting involved repeatedly in high speed crashes, so there is no stress that will cause for humans with favorable mutations to have more of a chance to pass down their gene. The point is that they're just trying to show what a humanoid form would have to look like in order to survive high speed crashes.
    gingerbill likes this.
  12. ManuelV

    ManuelV TS Booster Posts: 101   +42

    High speed crashes?, more likely how I imagine I will evolve after my netflix marathons :(
    Sum Guy likes this.
  13. cliffordcooley

    cliffordcooley TS Guardian Fighter Posts: 9,727   +3,700

    I think they are actually talking about "De-evolution".
  14. Steve

    Steve TechSpot Editor Posts: 2,869   +2,037

    Why do they all have weird accents? ;)

    Bloody Aussies!
  15. Jackwoz

    Jackwoz TS Member

    Incorrect; Ive somehow managed to mate
  16. namesrejected

    namesrejected TS Guru Posts: 398   +299

    I think this is totally wrong. I think we would be more like a jellyfish or something, we wouldn't have to worry about breaking a bone if there are no bones to break.
  17. Emexrulsier

    Emexrulsier TS Evangelist Posts: 574   +72

    So what they are saying is currently Americans can survive car crashes?
  18. USAvenger

    USAvenger TS Booster Posts: 80   +81

    Sounds like someone has a nasty case of country envy.
  19. ManuelV

    ManuelV TS Booster Posts: 101   +42

    Depends on what country you are. There are nicer countries.
  20. deemon

    deemon TS Addict Posts: 253   +70

    it's called a heel and we all have it already.
  21. Emexrulsier

    Emexrulsier TS Evangelist Posts: 574   +72

    I wonder what the answer would be if you asked anyone in the world "are you envious of the US?"?

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