Be a billionaire.
I guess she found he was cheating on her with Alexa.
Jeff puts her in a harness and runs her behind his Tesla.
Are we sure they came out of her? Maybe Jeff got a good price on them, but he had to buy four to get the discount.
The have too much income to apply for, or hope to receive, food stamps.
In my impoverished neighborhood, I marvel as the 300+ pound women waddle by. Then I mutter to myself, "day-um, that food stamp program sure is working".
Does anybody here need assistance feeding your family? If so, Dial 1-800-GoodLuckWithThatTheGovernmentisClosed
OK, I still think the bilingual mock government form version of this post was a tad funnier, but it was pulled
SO the richest man in the world has a boney, saggy-boobed, no-*** skank ho for a wife....simply amazing...
Surely he can afford to upgrade to a more well-rounded model with better assets
His head looks like a thoroughly polished knob. That's what kept her in shape for all these years.
You can never tell where his wicked eye is looking at, must be a younger mistress, I reckon.
Why does that Twitter comment sound like it was written entirely by MacKenzie?
Apparently, unlike you, not every man has wet dreams about a surgically enhanced, aging porn model. To each his own, I suppose.
BTW, she is 48 years old. Menopause is approaching. After which, the "well rounding" becomes almost impossible to control.
Maybe she had his picture on the refrigerator door, which accidentally created an aversion to food.
You can keep these thought to yourself. After all you are not the one having to live with her. So why does it bother you so much. Are you wishing her a life of loneliness? I sure hope not!
Porn models? Who said anything about Porn models? I was referring to a YOUNGER, more physically fit, and better shaped babe...
And the menopause thing is pure bullsh*t.....my wife is 56 years old and still looks as smoking hot & sexy as she did when she was 30-ish...
So you want to double down on your ban worthy crap, with the masochistic, misogynistic suggestion, "I'm gonna trade my Chevy in on a Much younger Cadillac?
Well, you know what they say, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder". Although, better safe than sorry, it could happen any day now. So you should trade her in on a younger, even more attractive model, ASAP.
As @cliffordcooley pointed out earlier, some things are better left unsaid. This is after all, a tech website, not the corner bar where you and your knuckle dragging friends are going to judge the next Miss Universe Pageant.
So we're clear, this is a tech website, with certain standards. I've done my best to work within those limitations.
What this is not, is the comments section of a YouTube video.
If I was to guess, I'd say that is what they are both doing. New to them anyway.
You just have to be careful that they're not too new. or as we used to say jokingly before today's histrionic political correctness set in, "15 will get you 20".
Not everything is about looks.
The hot model like woman you want him to have tend to just spend all your money and the marriages don't last 25 years he has done fine.
pretty sure it's nowhere near the same thing considering neither of the 2 people I'm making fun of are crippled. what's the matta? world so sensitive now I can't notice someones wondering eye and point it out verbally? especiially if 2 people in a row have the same wandering eye effect? If I had pointed out Forest Whitakers eye you probably wouldn't care since he's known for that but if I do it to some white lady and her bald *** husband? Someone call mall security. I'm out of control.
It would appear you hit that nail right on the head. <( I couldn't have come up with a better pun or metaphor if I thought about for hours. "Serendipitous", that's all I can say).
The adventures of Jeff Bezos, exposing his harder side.(Sorry, I meant to say softer).