Jensen Huang resigns as Nvidia CEO following reports of two extramarital affairs

[Puiu]

Not defending the man or his affairs, but why is this all coming out in the course of a few days? Seems some were set to get him out of Nvidia.

The first one was just typical journalist investigation. The second one is just somebody coming out wit it after everything blew up. I'm sure that there will be many more "revelations" that we'll see soon.

 

[Puiu]

This is a conspiracy prepared and implemented by Lisa Su
/s

Next onion news title: "Jensen caught sleeping with Lisa in their secret Alabama condo"

 

[godrilla]

Amd is the new Nvidia.

 

[VitalyT]

Salacious dog!