Researchers develop an injectable, microscopic chip to monitor physiological conditions

[Gastec]

This tech explains Trumpism...They added this chip into every can of Budweiser!

There are mind control chips in 5 out of 10 Coca-Cola cans and all the other beverages, including coffees from Starbucks and other such places where hipsters like to hang out. There is no safe space, no escape.

 

[p51d007]

Why? the rona virus vaccine already has "activated" the nanobots that were in the nasal swab they put up next to your brain. Once the vaccine went into your arm, it turned on the bots, which went to your brain stem, and when you are within range of a 5G cell tower, will program you what to think.
(I think that just about covers all of the conspiracy types)

 

[Danny101]

Why? the rona virus vaccine already has "activated" the nanobots that were in the nasal swab they put up next to your brain. Once the vaccine went into your arm, it turned on the bots, which went to your brain stem, and when you are within range of a 5G cell tower, will program you what to think.
(I think that just about covers all of the conspiracy types)

Cool story, bro.

 

[Gastec]

Why? the rona virus vaccine already has "activated" the nanobots that were in the nasal swab they put up next to your brain. Once the vaccine went into your arm, it turned on the bots, which went to your brain stem, and when you are within range of a 5G cell tower, will program you what to think.
(I think that just about covers all of the conspiracy types)

Not bad...for 2005. Instead of that, nowadays we have spyware, "AI", crypto and other such methods of making money.

 

[Shadowboxer]

Why? the rona virus vaccine already has "activated" the nanobots that were in the nasal swab they put up next to your brain. Once the vaccine went into your arm, it turned on the bots, which went to your brain stem, and when you are within range of a 5G cell tower, will program you what to think.
(I think that just about covers all of the conspiracy types)

Don’t forget the lockdowns they put in place so they could change the batteries in all of the birds.

 

[GLenn63]

Why? the rona virus vaccine already has "activated" the nanobots that were in the nasal swab they put up next to your brain. Once the vaccine went into your arm, it turned on the bots, which went to your brain stem, and when you are within range of a 5G cell tower, will program you what to think.
(I think that just about covers all of the conspiracy types)

I remember hearing a couple months back that the the Chinese did a covid test by using an anal swab to some visiting American Vip's, God only knows what they were shoving up there.

 

[comnut]

Hmm, it looks like eurekalert has got its facts wrong.. Their picture seems to say the needle is over 1mm thick!!! :O
do the research.. most 'human vaccination' needles are less than half this!!

As for the 'square box' :O this would most likely clog up the needle!! another 'paintshop' failure!!

 

[TheBigFatClown]

No one tracks you because you are important. You get tracked for analytics. This very website tracks you. You get tracked as soon as your cell exchanges data with the nearest tower and "shutdown" is not really a shutdown and your device is still transmitting data.

So what's the point of worrying? I am certainly talking about the mongs that get so paranoid about being tracked yet they use all these services that are known for **** privacy. "Gov is spying on YOU" bullshit mate.

You want privacy, go, live away from humanity because doors being locked in a toilet won't help you

PS: I am not advocating letting go of privacy. Just to come into terms with a level of it. When you have congress attempting to pass bonkers laws that seriously hurt privacy/freedom of speech and access to internet, that's when you have to worry.

You're right and wrong. Do communist governments track people because they are important, as in special? No. They get tracked because they could become a threat to a dictator. So, that post on Facebook showing your support for the second amendment? "Yeah, we know where that person is. He's been chipped." And, I think getting a chip out of your body is just a little bit harder than ditching your cellphone when you need to conceal your whereabouts.
The reason 2020/2021 has been a great year for conspiracy theorists is because powerful governments conspire. The more powerful they become the more brazen they become which in turn leads to more conspiring to steal more freedoms. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Calling people conspiracy theorists does nothing to deter them from their beliefs when they can literally see this $h17 happening day by day.

The comment about vaccines controlling people's thoughts are funny . But the reality is that propaganda is what controls a lot of weak 455 minded people's brains, no need for nanobots. Facebook, Twitter and YouTube will teach (more like 'tell') you what to believe by silencing everyone with an opposing viewpoint. "Oh, that's 'misinformation''" Where did that ridiculous verbiage come from? Misinformation.
So, anyone who wants to throw out or regurgitate the 'tin-foil' hat comment, feel free to do so. I know history. I know the Holocaust is real. I know how it was accomplished. And I know that history repeats itself.