"Do you want credit?"
"Yes, comrade ATM."
"Credit is the means by which the bourgeois oppress the working classes. You are an enemy of the people."
"No comrade ATM, I work for the good of the people and the party."
"What party citizen?"
"The party I am throwing for my friends, comrade ATM. I need money for alcohol and snacks."
"What kind of snacks?"
"I am not sure yet, comrade ATM. Perhaps some carrots and dip?"
"You're lying to me, I can tell."
"Ok, I lied, comrade ATM, its all going to booze."
"Never lie to me again citizen."
"I am sorry comrade ATM, punish me, but not the party."
"Very well citizen, here is your money. Have fun."
"Thank you comrade ATM."