Serious Sam 3 pirates are hunted by a merciless mutant scorpion

By Matthew · 21 replies
Dec 8, 2011
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  1. Serious Sam is notorious for its insanely over-the-top FPS experience, but pirates are getting a little more action than they bargained for. Instead of forcing legitimate players to jump through…

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  2. Julio Franco

    Julio Franco TechSpot Editor Posts: 7,668   +988

    Great approach IMO.
  3. Butch

    Butch TS Enthusiast Posts: 112

    Good Stuff...
  4. TomSEA

    TomSEA TechSpot Chancellor Posts: 2,714   +855

    That's hilarious! However, from what I understand and unfortunately, the pirate community has already removed the scorpion from stolen copies.
  5. amstech

    amstech IT Overlord Posts: 1,936   +1,101

    I love it.
  6. GTA4 had a similar approach, if it was a hacked game, the character would be drunk constantly, and the game thus unplayable.
  7. Nice, but pirate scum will always find a way around it.
  8. hahahanoobs

    hahahanoobs TS Evangelist Posts: 2,040   +678

    I can just imagine someone dying over and over cursing the developer, then finally doing a Google search to find a way to beat him, and the first link they see is, "Serious Sam 3 pirates are hunted by a merciless mutant scorpion."

  9. nice one, and how dumb of the thousands who sought help on the forums lol
  10. Eddo22

    Eddo22 TS Booster Posts: 165   +8

    Serious Sam isn't worth pirating imho.
  11. Archean

    Archean TechSpot Paladin Posts: 5,690   +96

    +1 Julio
    But instead of having just one such monster at one level, it would be ideal to have these surprises for each level, at least it will keep pirates busy for a much longer time ;)
  12. ramonsterns

    ramonsterns TS Enthusiast Posts: 744   +12

    Inevitable, and Croteam knew this.

    Instead of spending a pretty penny on crappy DRM, they coded an invincible monster to harass you.

    Ubisoft should make it so if you pirate Assassin's Creed 37: The Return of the Vengeance of the Resurrection of the Revelations of Snoop Dogg and Tupac, every time you try grabbing unto a ledge, you'd automatically slip. Then in their next installment of the Splinter Cell series, "Splinter Cell 55: Felonious Fantasy of Sam Fischer Jr.", they could have certain parts where you fall through the floor inadvertently. If they need new ideas, they could simply look to Bethesda and check out all their hilarious bugs they never fix.
  13. Vanquisher23

    Vanquisher23 TS Rookie

    I'm happy to see that more and more developers are taking the approach of "DRM is hurting our paying customers" and messing with pirates instead. Oh the joys of dealing with limited-number activations...
    I used to be one of those pirates, but Steam has essentially cured me of this with their too-good-to-pass-up deals and such.
    Go Croteam!
  14. isamuelson

    isamuelson TS Booster Posts: 100

    Funny and great. Of course, it means it will get cracked again, but still, I love it. Too funny.
  15. BF2 bad company had a Gimbal lock on the mouse in pirated copies so at one point you end up looking at the sky in circles
  16. tehbanz

    tehbanz TS Enthusiast Posts: 183   +10

    I was in a similar boat, but spotify/netflix/hulu/steam there's really no POINT to pirate anymore.
  17. jetkami

    jetkami TS Booster Posts: 100

    Whats just as bad as piracy and gets little mention...$60 games that dont work and need either gigabyte patches or multiple patches. $60 games with horrible tech support! I will vote for a new law that wipes out piracy but in the same mention make game companies produce quality games worth the asking price.
  18. ramonsterns

    ramonsterns TS Enthusiast Posts: 744   +12

    And it will never happen. I predicted this sort of thing would happen if MW2 got away with selling at $60, and it did. Not soon after EA, Ubisoft, and Bethesda thought their games were flawless and they deserved an extra $10 for each copy.

    To our dismay, they didn't do much to improve their games, so what we got was in increase in price and none in quality.

    (See: Dragon Age 2, RAGE, Skyrim, etc.) Argue as much as you want about how much fun you had with these games, the amount of bugs and general lack of polish for these games does not justify full $50 price, much less $60.
  19. Already cracked. So is the level 4 drm 'spinning heads'.
  20. Richy2k9

    Richy2k9 TS Enthusiast Posts: 515

    hello ...

    this is a great approach indeed, but gave a feeling most developers are releasing buggy versions that need several patches to make it right, yet the pirates are still finding ways, all i wish for them is to find a job & they don't get paid for it @ least once then they may understand ... yet i lost hope long ago ... i'll stick to my proud original games, movies & music to support my favorite dream makers while doing so I DO find the money for this & even more ....

  21. Lokalaskurar

    Lokalaskurar TS Enthusiast Posts: 544

    A splendid approach to anti-pirate activity. More game developers should add no-fun objects like this one, preferably at the very end of the game :) - That would be hilarious.
  22. Hackers will always find a way to beat these ridiculous developers and their over-inflated egos, and ridiculous prices/fees, etc. Look at skyrim, they released a game knowing full well it was broken in almost every way imaginable. The developers don't care about the general public, they just want your money. So I say yay to you hackers, fix the problems that they won't. Long live the users!

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