My jokes, though many may not find it humorous but i sure did :-
PUNISHMENT
A Pakistani was sitting with an Indian and Chinese in Saudi Arabia, sharing
a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden Saudi police entered and
arrested them. But, as it was a national holiday, the Police officer decided
they should be released after receiving 20 lashes of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Officer suddenly said:
"I allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
So the Chinese guy thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow
to my back." This was done but the pillow only lasted 5 lashes before the
whip went through.
The Indian guy, watching the scene, said: "Please fix two pillows on my back".
But even two pillows could only take 10 lashes before the whip went
through again.
Sheikh turned to Pakistani and said: "You are from a brother country,
so you can have 2 wishes!"
"Thank you, Most Royal and Merciful Highness", the Pakistani replies.
"My first wish is: I would like to have 40 lashes."
"If you so desire", the Officer replies with questioning look on his face,
"and your second wish?"
"Tie the Indian to my back", the Pakistani answers.
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teacher:now children,if a saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him ,
what virtue i would be showing?
student:brotherly love
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Once in a men locker room of a golf course a mobile rang, everybody stopped
to listen. The man picked up the phone and on the line was a lady "Darling
i saw a very beautiful dress its only for Rs50,000, can i buy it?
MAN: sure darling
LADY: and i saw a very elegant gold set for a lakh...
MAN: buy it sweetheart
LADY: and a decorative painting for our room how abt that only 75,000?
MAN: ofcourse
LADY: thankyou, i love u!
Everyone at the locker room started staring at the man, after sometime the man
shouted "Does anyone knows the owner of the phone?"
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Recieving The Bouquet
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted
to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business
site and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace".
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had
told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was ,the
florist said. "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather
than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a
funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note
saying, "Congratulations on your new location."
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if you find it wothy then plz tell me and i will post more such jokes.