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Yes I actually submitted this to school and got a good grade!!!
OBAMA VS. MCCAIN
VS. CHUCK NORRIS
Who do you want to run this nation? A dinosaur, a liberal or Walker, Texas Ranger! I believe that Chuck Norris is the most qualified man in the world to be president of the United States! Chuck Norris has black belts in karate and has created his own style of martial arts. Chuck Norris would make sure there are no civilian casualties in a war. Mr. Norris would bring us the cleanest and most plentiful source of energy ever.
Obama is skinny and McCain is old but chuck Norris is over 65 and still in better shape than both of them combined. McCain may have a lot of combat experience and Obama has read about combat experience but chuck Norris has the equivalent of thousands of years of combat experience in flashbacks, montages and actual non deleted scenes!!! Both Obama and McCain have absolutely no acting experience but chuck Norris has been if films for over 40 years!!!!
Think about what would happen if a new war arose. Both Obama and McCain would send our military out to do the work, but Chuck Norris wouldn’t. He would simply arrange transport to the location and win the war singlehandedly, with no civilian or U.S. casualties! In future wars, the other countries would simply not want to fight us or our allies for fear of a roundhouse kick to the face! Soon Chuck Norris would bring world peace. Now could Obama or McCain bring world peace? I think not!!!
Both Obama and McCain want to find alternative energy sources but chuck Norris has already found one. McCain wants to drill off shore and I’m not sure what Obama wants but it’s probably all normal and boring like McCain’s. Chuck on the other hand wants to harvest the power of his own beard!!! Scientists have theorized that his beard could produce enough energy to power the world and replace the sun with some sort of giant full spectrum light bulb!!!
So in conclusion McCain would drill off shore, be old, and have no acting experience what so ever!! Obama would be skinny, read about wars and disagree with them, and make the military do his bidding!!! Now Chuck Norris on the other hand would give us a very clean energy source, have acting experience, be in great shape, fight all wars himself, and bring world peace. Plus Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink. Chuck can eat just one lay’s potato chip. Mr. Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.
so what do you think?
OBAMA VS. MCCAIN
VS. CHUCK NORRIS
Who do you want to run this nation? A dinosaur, a liberal or Walker, Texas Ranger! I believe that Chuck Norris is the most qualified man in the world to be president of the United States! Chuck Norris has black belts in karate and has created his own style of martial arts. Chuck Norris would make sure there are no civilian casualties in a war. Mr. Norris would bring us the cleanest and most plentiful source of energy ever.
Obama is skinny and McCain is old but chuck Norris is over 65 and still in better shape than both of them combined. McCain may have a lot of combat experience and Obama has read about combat experience but chuck Norris has the equivalent of thousands of years of combat experience in flashbacks, montages and actual non deleted scenes!!! Both Obama and McCain have absolutely no acting experience but chuck Norris has been if films for over 40 years!!!!
Think about what would happen if a new war arose. Both Obama and McCain would send our military out to do the work, but Chuck Norris wouldn’t. He would simply arrange transport to the location and win the war singlehandedly, with no civilian or U.S. casualties! In future wars, the other countries would simply not want to fight us or our allies for fear of a roundhouse kick to the face! Soon Chuck Norris would bring world peace. Now could Obama or McCain bring world peace? I think not!!!
Both Obama and McCain want to find alternative energy sources but chuck Norris has already found one. McCain wants to drill off shore and I’m not sure what Obama wants but it’s probably all normal and boring like McCain’s. Chuck on the other hand wants to harvest the power of his own beard!!! Scientists have theorized that his beard could produce enough energy to power the world and replace the sun with some sort of giant full spectrum light bulb!!!
So in conclusion McCain would drill off shore, be old, and have no acting experience what so ever!! Obama would be skinny, read about wars and disagree with them, and make the military do his bidding!!! Now Chuck Norris on the other hand would give us a very clean energy source, have acting experience, be in great shape, fight all wars himself, and bring world peace. Plus Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink. Chuck can eat just one lay’s potato chip. Mr. Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.
so what do you think?
