You might be a terrorist if you have two cell phones, use Web proxies

By Matthew ยท 52 replies
Feb 2, 2012
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  1. Somehow they must justify the money that they take.
  2. ramonsterns

    ramonsterns TS Enthusiast Posts: 744   +12

    Techspot mods do not approve of the party van.
  3. This is just terrible. I'm glad i don't live in nazi country like usa. Internet is so far the last place you can exercise your freedom to say whatever you want, watch whatever you like and make it as private and as personal as you like. And seriously who ever heard about terrorists? Who ever seen one besides movies? This is retarded!
  4. ramonsterns

    ramonsterns TS Enthusiast Posts: 744   +12

    As opposed to what?

    Let's look at your other options, shall we?

    Europe? ACTA.
  5. Leeky

    Leeky TS Evangelist Posts: 3,797   +117

    That document pretty much sums up a least one aspect of most experienced computer users, and I can really see the FBI being so pre-occupied because of this initiative that they stop focusing on more series issues.

    I mean come on, they're describing most computer users! :haha:
  6. Lurker101

    Lurker101 TS Evangelist Posts: 819   +343

    Does this mean Techspot is going to be shut down some time in the next week for harbouring so many terrorists?
  7. hitech0101

    hitech0101 TS Guru Posts: 451   +34

    Who thought one day all geeks and people living in basements with the fear of outer world would be called terrorists.
  8. When you steal freedom from the people, you only create more "criminals." Thus, this whole ideology of tightening the fist is completely counter-intuitive.

    This is also one reason why I will not be having children now or ever.
  9. 20th century version:

    If you have blinds on your windows you may be a terrorist.
    If you have tinted windows in your car you may be a terrorist.
    If you wear a hat and sun glasses at the same time you may be a terrorist.
  10. example1013

    example1013 TS Enthusiast Posts: 265

    I'm glad you don't live in the USA either. We have enough space cadets with no knowledge of even the most basic laws and governmental systems.
  11. Ya - you must be one of those great thinkers from the FBI eh?
  12. treetops

    treetops TS Evangelist Posts: 2,069   +218

    I thought about getting another phone in my name and giving this one to young family member now I am actually a little scared to do so and that pisses me off.
  13. example1013

    example1013 TS Enthusiast Posts: 265

    Yes, and as an FBI agent I can officially tell you that the sky is falling and you are all on the cyber police watchlist. Prepare your asses, we have a hundred thousand agents prepping to come down on all of you, 1984-style.
  14. spydercanopus

    spydercanopus TS Evangelist Posts: 855   +121

    New line of jokes in the wake of "you might be a redneck if.." coming up.
  15. yRaz

    yRaz Nigerian Prince Posts: 2,300   +1,397

    " don't have an internet connection to tell bad jokes with"
  16. That's the point - everyone's a potential threat.
    With the way things are set up, we're all breaking some law and they just need more money and time and they'll have us all rounded up.

    Oh, and don't worry, I'm behind seven proxies!
  17. Wear disguise - check
    Travel to net cafe in another state - check
    Pay for time in cash - check
    Fire up proxies - check
    Hack into DoD mainframe - check

    Download pr0n - check FTW!
  18. veLa

    veLa TS Evangelist Posts: 781   +235

    Real terrorists don't live in America, and real Americans aren't terrorists. This isn't some dictatorship or communist country, every American has the right to privacy, on the internet and in reality.
  19. Clearly a document based on the "if you have nothing to hide, you wouldn't worry about keeping things private" school of thought.
  20. so , all u saying is that all american authorities are retarded, isnt it ?
    oh i hope to be alive the see the fall !!!
  21. Cellar

    Cellar TS Rookie

    Terrorists communicating through xbox live...
  22. Darth Shiv

    Darth Shiv TS Evangelist Posts: 1,811   +472

    The problem with this is you have to believe the fbi etc aren't corrupt and enforce the law in a morally acceptable manor rather than doing whatever the hell they want in the name of "security".
  23. Because empires in decline always turn on their own citizens before the fall.

    Still, I would much rather live in the US than anywhere else, mostly because we have the 2nd Amendment.
  24. fpsgamerJR62

    fpsgamerJR62 TS Rookie Posts: 489

    Owning more than 2 cellphones - guilty as charged. Having more prepaid SIM cards than I actually use - also guilty as charged. Sorry, couldn't resist the bargain prices of those Chinese-made cellphones. By the way, are they going to include "posting on Techspot" ? I might have to post as "Guest" next time :).
  25. scarhcqc

    scarhcqc TS Rookie

    I'm a terrorist !?

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