I bit too much hyperbole in this article for my taste. Starting to sound like Techspot are striving to be the "National Enquirer" of the technology sector.
"Burn a hole in your motherboard" - completely fake news; will not happen, ever? But I guess you could perhaps buy a mobo made in Nigeria that was made of cardboard without any resin and make it happen. Why doesn't Techspot include these Nigerian motherboards in their mobo reviews?
"Cutting edge space heaters" - "fake news again". Even the worst CPU invented are way to energy efficient to be used as space heaters by humans. "Mice" maybe, but not humans. Even the largest computer power supply cannot provide sufficient power to a wire space heater (the most efficient electricity to heat device) to heat any room but a small bathroom in NYC.
To throw some hyperbole back at you, but no fake news. You lack STEM knowledge and want the CPU to be that holy grail of non-STEM humans - "The Perpetual Motion Machine". Which, as STEM educated people know is banned by the Universe - the Laws of Thermodynamics.