Pornhub is giving away free premium subscriptions to Italians during the coronavirus lockdown

midian182

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The popular site has announced that up until April 3, Italian users can claim a free premium subscription without having to enter any credit card details, which should come as welcome news to plenty of bored people stuck in their homes.

Additionally, PornHub is donating a percentage of its revenue from the ModelHub platform— a clip site where creators can sell their content—to local hospitals.

According to Pornhub’s year in review for 2019, there were 42 billion visits to the site. There was also 1.36 million hours of new content added, which would take 169 years to watch, and a bionic arm, probably. ‘Amateur’ was the search term that “defined the year,” followed by ‘Alien,’ weirdly, though that was reportedly related to the Storm Area 51 Facebook event. Apex Legends managed to squeeze itself into eighth place.

Italy was seventh in the list of top twenty countries with most daily traffic to Pornhub, so expect plenty of those free subscriptions to be snapped up. It’s also noted that the average Italian spends around 10 minutes and 5 seconds on the site, so they might have to fill the rest of their days doing something else.

For those who want some helpful information packed into their porn, they could always check out the coronavirus-themed adult videos appearing online. These include people having sex in hazmat suits and facemasks, which sounds both unsexy and awkward. One of the actors from such a video said that they were made with the intention of educating people.

"We thought we would use our porn as an avenue to get some legitimate information out with some comic relief included to get people interested and reduce our chances of being banned," Spicy told Vice.

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Porkous

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Its such a pity those European countries are on the edge/flanking the lead. We all know Eu countries do no lack beautiful, amazing women, especially Italy and France. If these men knew that each time they watch porn, their dopamine levels and systems are rewired in such an abnormal sense, and that they lose some mojo each time..they wouldn't waste their mojo. I'd recommend some Napoleon Hill @S3x topic instead.
 
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captaincranky

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<p>According to Pornhub’s <a href="https://www.pornhub.com/insights/2019-year-in-review">year in review for 2019</a>, there were 42 billion visits to the site. There was also 1.36 million hours of new content added, which would take 169 years to watch, and a bionic arm, probably.
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I'll have you know women like porn as well, but it has to be geared toward their emotional needs. So, the format should be, 8 minutes of foreplay, 2 minutes of actual (**) sex, followed by an hour of cuddling..


(**) In fairness it has to be said, she was hoping for about 10 minutes of the actual deed, but there's always a football game on the TV at the time.
 

bluetooth fairy

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I'll have you know women like porn as well, but it has to be geared toward their emotional needs. So, the format should be, 8 minutes of foreplay, 2 minutes of actual (**) sex, followed by an hour of cuddling..


(**) In fairness it has to be said, she was hoping for about 10 minutes of the actual deed, but there's always a football game on the TV at the time.
Sport events are canceling worldwide, so that it makes the aspect you worried about more fair these days. Expect rise in the birth rate ;)
 

captaincranky

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Cap did we stumble across the meaning of life in Pornhub?
Reproduction is any species only purpose,. to propagate itself. Sure, you can muddy the waters with sh!t like "Valentines Day", but the bottom line is, "reproduce in plenty or become extinct".

As it turns out, Homo sapiens is really good at it, since we've caused the extinction, or near extinction, of just about every other species on the planet.

As for our "higher brain functions", we've manipulated them to justify everything we do.....unto others..

Here's a chart to show monthly birth rates, (UK), https://www.statista.com/chart/5814/the-months-of-the-year-with-the-most-births/

As you can see, we flirt in the spring, "spring fever", but we really get busy over the winter. (Ostensibly, "to conserve body heat").

But remember what I said about man's capacity for justifying his behavior.

As fate would have it, another "baby whoops" enters the world. Crack out the food stamps. :rolleyes:
 

red1776

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I'll have you know women like porn as well, but it has to be geared toward their emotional needs. So, the format should be, 8 minutes of foreplay, 2 minutes of actual (**) sex, followed by an hour of cuddling..


(**) In fairness it has to be said, she was hoping for about 10 minutes of the actual deed, but there's always a football game on the TV at the time.
Can you count the drive over to her house as the 8 minutes of foreplay?
 
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