Steve Ballmer wanted Cortana to be called "Bingo"

Shawn Knight

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The big picture: Microsoft has all but pulled the plug on Cortana at this point, its digital personal assistant that was meant to rival Siri and Google Now. Years earlier, however, Microsoft had big plans for Cortana as former Microsoft product manager Sandeep Paruchuri recently told Big Bets.

The year was 2011, and Apple had recently launched its own virtual assistant on the iPhone. Paruchuri and his team were inspired, but wondered if a more proactive assistant would be better. “The perfect personal assistant who could see around corners for you,” as Big Bets put it.

Once Windows Phone 8 launched a year later, the team had more time to invest in the idea – well, sort of. With the new OS now available, Microsoft immediately started working on three major milestone releases to try and remedy areas where the competition was still winning.

It was during this stage that the team working on search realized that simply making search better wasn’t going to win them any battles. People were still bypassing Windows Phone's built-in search in favor of Google, so they linked up with the Cortana crew and got to work on that idea.

Marketing eventually got involved as well, and demanded Cortana have a personality and a sense of humor. They also preferred the name Alyx over Cortana. The latter was the internal codename given to the project, and was based on the AI from the Halo universe. When the Cortana name leaked out, Microsoft fans demanded it ship with that name. Not wanting to tick off their loyal fan base, marketing relented and gave the Cortana name their blessing.

One final hurdle stood in their way: approval from the CEO. Steve Ballmer was still running the show at that time, but the transition to the Satya Nadella era was near.

“Ballmer had poor product taste,” Paruchuri said in what might be the understatement of the decade. According to Paruchuri, Ballmer wanted the digital assistant to be more Microsoft branded, and suggested they call it Bingo after Microsoft’s search engine, Bing.

The team played the waiting game, and soon enough, Ballmer was out and Nadella was in. Nadella, a big fan of AI, fully supported the project and allowed the team to ship the product as Cortana.

The rest, as they say, is history. Cortana failed to make a meaningful impact in the virtual assistant space, and when Microsoft pulled the plug on Windows Phone, most knew it was only a matter of time before it would disappear from all mobile platforms.

Imagine for a moment if Microsoft had went with one of the other two names. Alyx would almost certainly have prompted Amazon to choose a different name for its Alexa virtual assistant, and who knows if it would have caught on the way it did. Bingo... well that probably wouldn't have been a great choice, either.

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Sausagemeat

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Bingo is actually a much better name than the three syllable Cortana that only nerds are familiar with. But it doesn’t matter. People don’t enthusiastically use windows, they begrudgingly use it because Windows has the software you want to run. Nobody buys a windows device and goes “I’m so excited to check out all the half-baked bloat MS have added to the OS”. Siri can be useful on my Apple Watch on occasion. At no point ever have I had any need to talk to my gaming PC, which is the only device that I have windows on.

Also, we all know from the Halo documentary games that Cortana is going rampant and that’s why she’s being canned.
 

arrowflash

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I'd actually prefer Bingo and I don't think it's bad taste at all. From a marketing perspective, "Bingo" actually sounds a lot friendlier and more familiar than "Cortana". And I miss Ballmer.

Of course, from my perspective it wouldn't change anything. I still wouldn't use it and I'd still struggle with Windows in order to tweak the system to completely disable Bingo. However, I don't think Ballmer would have gone to the lengths Nadella has to try to force it down our throats.
 

pelopidas

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Cortana is a stupid name. It’s a name that should be written and not spoken. But that was not the problem with it. Microsoft’s transition to seeing its customers as product to data mine killed it. This is why Apple succeeded with Siri. Heavy emphasis on privacy. Microsoft has heavy emphasis on telemetry. Everything you say and do will go to Microsoft servers.
 
I'd actually prefer Bingo and I don't think it's bad taste at all. From a marketing perspective, "Bingo" actually sounds a lot friendlier and more familiar than "Cortana". And I miss Ballmer.

Of course, from my perspective it wouldn't change anything. I still wouldn't use it and I'd still struggle with Windows in order to tweak the system to completely disable Bingo. However, I don't think Ballmer would have gone to the lengths Nadella has to try to force it down our throats.

Steve? Steve Ballmer? Is that you? How's retirement treating you?